Dr Smiley: I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Bloody Painter: You would make a lovely shade for my canvas darling
The Puppeteer: (looks at you up and down) You would make such a LOVELY doll~
Grinny Cat: Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Happy Appy: GET IN THE VAN!
Homicidal Liu: Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
