1. Do an impression of Darth Vader
2. Be sure to say "Haruhi, Tamaki-senpai is your father!"
3. Poke her, constantly
4. Put her in a ball gown
5. Sick Tamaki on her
6. Glomp her while she's talking to her clients
7. Ask her if she's transgender (no offense if yew are trans)
8. When she says no, insist on it
9. Bonus if you comfort her and cry on her shoulder
10. Double Bonus if the fangirls eat it up
11. Ask her what it's like to be trans
12. Make puns about her blunt personality
13. Sniff her hair obsessively
14. When someone or her ask you about it quickly begin screaming gibberish and run away
15. Come back and claim you were possesed by satan
16. Bonus if someone believes it
17. Force her to watch the scene between her and Kyoya over again
18. Bonus if Tamaki is there
19. Claim that you're her older/younger sister
20. Kiss her
21. Bonus if you're a guy and the fangirl's are there
22. Or, if you're a girl, make sure the host club boys are watching
23. Sit back and watch the fireworks
24. Grab her butt/boobs in front of Tamaki
25. Bring her with you everywhere
26. Ask her how her relationship with Hikaru is going
27. Ask her how her love triangle with the Hitachiin twins is going
28. Ask her how her relationship with Tamaki is
29. Bonus if Tamaki jumps in and says something
30. Or if he gets embarrassed
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oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
