WARNING. THIS WILL CRUSH YOUR FANFICTION DREAMS. DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT HOMESTUCK FANFICTION AND WHATNOT.
Aradia = No. Just no.
Gamzee = HE'S A FUCKING PSYCHO CLOWN WHO'S USUALLY HIGH OFF SOPOR PIE NO WAY.
Sollux = Heheh good luck
Karkat = There's no way.
Terezi = PFFFFFF-
Tavros = Go for it.
Vriska = LE NOPE x100000000000000000000000000000000000
Eridan = His head is to far up his fish ass don't even bother.
Kanhfeafesfrte = that one chick whos name I can't ever remember-
Moving On
John = You're welcome to try.
Dave = He's probably too cool for you.
Rose = Probably not.
Jade = I... I really have no idea.
Jake = GO FOR ITTTTT!!
Dirk = He's got his smuppets.
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
