Soul Eater Pickup Lines~

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Maka: MAKAAA-CHOP! *maka chops Shai*
OW! DAMMIT MAKA!
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Marie: Is your name Stein? Because you can screw me anytime! 

Crona: If I were a song I'd be a single..
Ragnarok: Souls aren't the only thing I eat~ *wink wonk*

Soul: You, Me, Black Room, now.

Maka: I like books, but I like you more!

Black*Star: Is your name also Black*Star? Because you're like a goddess in my eyes!

Tsubaki: I don't need 99 souls, all I need is yours~

Kid: YOU'RE PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL! MARRY ME!

Patty & Liz: Bang Bang isn't the only sound we make!

Dr. Stein: You're name wouldn't happen to be Marie? 'Cause you look like you can take a pounding~

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