Maka: MAKAAA-CHOP! *maka chops Shai*
OW! DAMMIT MAKA!
███▓▒░░..░░▒▓███Marie: Is your name Stein? Because you can screw me anytime!
Crona: If I were a song I'd be a single..
Ragnarok: Souls aren't the only thing I eat~ *wink wonk*Soul: You, Me, Black Room, now.
Maka: I like books, but I like you more!
Black*Star: Is your name also Black*Star? Because you're like a goddess in my eyes!
Tsubaki: I don't need 99 souls, all I need is yours~
Kid: YOU'RE PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL! MARRY ME!
Patty & Liz: Bang Bang isn't the only sound we make!
Dr. Stein: You're name wouldn't happen to be Marie? 'Cause you look like you can take a pounding~

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oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!