1. Take his cellphone and destroy it
2. Take his coat and give it to Shizuo
3. Burn all of his info files.
4. Tell him about your life, your ENTIRE life.
5. Dye his jacket pink
6. Double bonus if you already dyed Shizuo's bartender suit pink
7. If you've done that say "Now you and Shizuo are perfect together!"
8. Or blame it on the other
9. Make dramatic song noises with your mouth whenever he touches his phone/switchblade
10. Sing the banana phone song while he's on the phone
11. Get Shizuo to make grunting nosies whenever he moves
12. Blow bubbles in his office while he's working
13. Call him "emo"
14. Beg him to play a board game with you
15. Once he sets up the game, say you don't wanna play anymore then leave
16. Replace his phone with a toy elmo phone XD
17. Change his switchblades out for dildos with Shizuo's name on them in his handwriting XDDD
18. Or lollipops with Shizuo's face whichever works XD
20. Ask him if he's in love with Shizuo yet
21. Go into a chat as someone else and talk about Shizaya yaoi
22. Give all his information to his fangirls
23. Force him to tell the weather, while Shizuo's after him, make sure he says "Cloudy with a chance of vending machines" (Courtesy of my current favorite DRRR x reader writer Yuko the Cheshire Cat)
24. While Izaya and Shizuo are fighting, play If I Had You on full blast out of your loudest speakers
25. Bonus if the Shizaya fangirls are there
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
