REQUESTED BY: Shawna Enjoy humans~
1. Take away all his cake
2. Eat it in front of him
3. Attempt to convince him that Uza-chan is actually alive
4. Bonus if he gets scared
5. Force him to dress up as Usa-chan
6. Have him prance around the host club
7. Bonus if his fangirls are following him
8. Double bonus if people take pictures
9. Or if it ends up on youtube
10. Tell him Takashi has a crush on him
11. Ask him if he's hit puberty yet
12. Call him "shortie-chan" a lot
13. Show him 'short bus shawty'
14. Bonus if Haruhi knows that song
15. Show him Takashi x Mitsukuni yaoi
16. Bonus if it's a lemon
17. Double bonus if it's a comic
18. Or just plain NSFW
19. Record his reaction
20. Get another host to use a bunch of corny pickup lines on him
21. Or just do it yourself
22. Bonus if you get Takashi to do it
23. Give his address to all his fangirls
24. Anytime he touches Takashi make awkward grunting noises
25. Bonus if you get Hikaru in on it
26. Chase him around the host club insisting that he has diabetes
27. Convince him he has diabetes
28. Talk to him with baby talk
29. Hide Usa-chan
30. Blame it on Takashi
31. Attempt to give him a nose bleed
32. Sit next to him and insist that he's blushing while poking his cheeks
33. Ask him how the weather is down there
34. ruffle his hair all the time
35. Play dirty songs and make him listen to it
36. Again, Record his reaction
37. Bonus if you put it on youtube (Don't let Kyoya find out)
38. Have Renge explain to him how sex works
39. Hide all his shirts so he has to go to school without a shirt
40. Or do that to Takashi
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oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
