Shizuo: I'll tell you a secret. When my shades come off, your panties will drop.
Izaya: Pickup lines are stupid my little human~
Kida: My love for you is like Diarrhea, it's so hard to hold in!
Anri: I can't.. sorry..
Mikado: I.. uh.. you're really attractive.. and.. I.. uh.. *madly blushing*
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
