Diabolik Lovers Pickup Lines~

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*RUNNING* YOU BETTER ENJOY THIS BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME ONCE THEY FIND OUT I MADE THIS!!!

Kanato: ..My tooth is aching, probably because you're so sweet.

Ayato: Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Reiji: ...no.

Laito: Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

Shu: People say that Disney place is the happiest place on earth, but they've never been in your arms.

Subaru: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day I'd have the whole galaxy.

         Moving On         

Ruki: I know we're not in a library, but can I check you out?

Yama: If you were a vegetable you'd be a CUTEcumber.

Azusa: Do you.. have.. a bandaid..? I scraped my knee.. falling.. for you.

Kou: Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

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