1. Call him Shizu-chan
2. Get Izaya to make sex noises whenever he moves
3. Say "why" to everything he says
4. Follow him around, very loudly might I add
5. Pretend to be a mime and copy everything he does
6. Ask him about his relationship with Izaya
7. Show him Shizaya yaoi
8. Bonus if it's NSFW
9. Repeat everything he says and do it dramatically
10. Play with his bartender tie
11. Turn his bartender suit pink
12. Call him sugoi/kawaii whenever you see him
13. Share his address with all his fangirls
14. Take all his clothes and force him to wear a maid's outfit
15. Whenever you see him chasing Izaya, shout as loud as you can "STOP HIDING YOUR FEELINGS BEHIND FLYING VENDING MACHINES SHIZU-CHAN!"
16. Begin running after you say that
17. Whenever he throws a vending machine be sure to sing "I believe I can fly" passionately before randomly switching to a random rock song
18. Whenever he has a sign in his hand be sure to shout "firmly grasp it" whenever he swings it
19. Turn his angry shouting and grunting into a mixtape
20. Bonus if you call it "Shizaya"
21. Double bonus if you sell it to the Shizaya fans
22. Bring him to a club and get him drunk
23. Record everything he says while drunk
24. Ask him if he can twerk
25. No matter what his answer is, ask him if he's done it for Izaya.
26. Bonus if Izaya is right there
27. Double bonus if he hits Izaya with a fridge/sign
28. Take his glasses and wear them around, pretending to be him
29. Bonus if someone records it
30. Double bonus if it ends up on youtube
31. Triple bonus if it's mostly you stomping around and trying to pick up a vending machine while grunting loudly before giving up, kicking it and walking away
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oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
