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[Homestuck] Kankri x Reader

Dragged this over from Quotev. Transferred it to Wattpad. But I figured it belonged more so in this book.

Café

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It's A Beautiful Day Outside. Birds Are Singing, Flowers Are Blooming.. On Days Like These, Kids Like You... Should Be Burning In Hell.

You Grin, The Battle Had Finally Begun Between You And The Skeleton. You Were Sitting In Your Room, On Your Laptop, Earbuds In And Megalovania Playing. You Cranked The Sound Up; You'd Been Waiting For This.

Oh, It Seems You've Forgotten To Introduce Yourself. That's Queer, You Always Seem To Look Polite. Oh Well, On To The Introduction, You Suppose.

Your Name Is (Y/N) (L/N), But People Call You (N/N) For Short. All Except One, Actually. This Troll's Speeches Were Music To Your Ears, Yet You'd Always Been Too Afraid To Tell Him So.

Kankri Vantas, The Dead Troll, Who Wears A Bright Red Sweater, Tight Black Pants, And To Complete It All, His White Eyes And Nubby Horns. You, Being A Misunderstanding Human, Had Actually Tried Touching Them Before, Only To Earn A Long Lecture From The Boy. Hearing Certain Words, Such As 'Matesprits' 'RedRom' And 'Sexual', You Had Quickly Absconded, Leaving With A Bright Red Face, Nearly Brighter Than The Fabric Of Kankri's Sweater.

Snapping Put Of Your Daze As You Finished Your Introduction, You Then Remembered What You Were Doing Before. Turning Your Attention Back To The Screen, You Noticed That The Skeleton, 'Sans' (A Name Rip-off Off Comic Sans, The Font) Had Beaten You.

Mumbling Profusely, You Noticed That There Was A Loud Knock On The Door, And Yelling From Outside. You Shut Your Laptop, Standing And Opening The Door Only To See Your Morail, Karkat Vantas Standing There. You Smiled Down At Him; You Were Always A Foot Taller.

"So What, Are You Gonna Let Me In Or Do I Have To Push Past You Myself?" He Growled, Causing You To Lightly Chuckle And Step Out Of The Way.

Once You Were Both Inside, You Decided To Conversate.

"So, Karkitty," You Began, Smiling Widely When He Glared At You, As He Knew That You Knew He Hated That Nickname. "What's Up?" You Made A Small Pop At The 'P', Your Eyes Trained On Your Best Best Friend As He Rolled Up Into A Blanket On The Couch, Looking Much Like A Shushi Roll.

"Nothing, Okay? I'm Fucking Tired, And I Want Pale Cuddles. I Also Want To Watch Fifty First Dates Again" He Replied, Making You Groan Internally,

"But Karkat We've Watched That Like Fifty Times! Can't We Watch A Disney Movie Or Something, Like The Lion King?" You Pouted, Making Your Best Puppy Eyes. The Sushi Roll Karkat Rolled His Eyes, Seemingly Contemplating.

"Fucking Fine. But After That We Need To Go See My Brother At This Stupid Place Called 'Admin's Café', Alright?" You Nodded, Excitement Sparking In Your Eyes. You Rushed Over, Jumping On Top Of The Couch Beside The Human - Or In His Case, Troll - Sushi Roll.

~Timeskip~

After Watching The Movie, You Stretched, Looking Over At Your Friend, Who Was Nearly Asleep On The Couch. You Grinned, Leaning Into His Ear And Whispering Loudly,

"KK Why'd You Th'teal My Hand'th?" He Jumped, Glaring At You With So Much Hate In His Eyes That If You Weren't Morails, You'd Be Hurt.

​​​​"Are You Fucking Serious? I Was Awake, Fuckass! Couldn't You Have Just Shook Me Or Something?" He Yelled, Causing You To Fall Off The Couch With Laughter. He Rolled His Eyes Dramatically, Then Reached His Hand Out, Which You Took. After He Heaved You Up, You Replied.

"Dude, Karkat, We Gotta Get To The 'Admin's Café', Remember?" His Eyes Widened, Showing You That He'd Forgotten.

"Oh Yeah.." He Mumbled, Furrowing His Brows. His Blanket Roll Had Come Off Him, And In No Later Than Five Minutes, You Two Were In Your Car.