oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*

[Ed, Edd, n' Eddy] Lee x Reader

 A Promise
ISpy -Kyle ft. Lil Boat

You'd made a promise. A promise to a girl named Lee. A girl you'd met over the internet that you would be damn sure to show up to her school dance.

You stand at the bus stop with a hat in front of you. A small portable CD player is behind you playing the track. A small crowd is gathered around yo, a couple kids recording you. Occasionally someone drops some money in the hat as they walk by.

~Time Skip~

You're at the airport, dancing around and singing to people. The music plays in the background.

Some people put change in your baseball cap as they walk by. Some kid walks up and begins filming you on their phone. Their live video was blowing up with comments and likes.

~Time Skip~

You walk into the school. You wore a flannel jacket over a band T-shirt and your torn up jeans along with your converse. You'd made it.

You look around, quickly spotting the stage. You adjust yourself and walk up to it. You shuffle over to the DJ and hand her a track. You walk back and tap the mic after turning it on. The music fades as you look around.

"Hey, my name is F/n." You introduce "Now let's get this over with."

You motion to the DJ to play the CD you'd handed to her. It starts the song. 

"Man fuck..."
"What's wrong Kyle?"
"Man, these... kids, man, talking shit, making me feel bad"
"Man... fuck them kids, bro. Look around, bro, look at life"
"Man, you're right"
"Man... you see, you see these fine bitches over here?"
"Yeah, whoa"
"You see these trees, man? You see this water?"
"I guess it is okay"
"Come on, man, you got so much more to appreciate, man"
"Man, you know what... y-you're right"
"You damn right I'm right. I can't remember a time I was goddamn wrong"
"Man, thanks Lil Boat"
"Hey, man, that's what I'm here for"

I ain't been gettin' high...
Well, maybe a little, baby, I don't wanna lie

You look around, hoping people don't notice the fact that yes, you'd gotten a little high before you walked in. You didn't want to have a panic attack on stage.

I know when you text me girl, I don't always reply

You pull a phone out of your pocket and toss it, catching it. You move your fingers pretending to read a text. You toss it away.

Well, you're not an angel either, you can't even fly
I notice, you think that you know shit
All this shade that's coming at me, I wonder who throws it
They can't see the vision, boy, they must be out of focus

You adjust a fake pair of glasses you wore in here before tossing them off to the side.

That's a real hot album, homie, I wonder who wrote it, oh, shit
Otay, pray them niggas go away
Always hella clowns around it look like Cirque Du Soleil
This is not the album either, these are just the throwaways
This shit still so cold when it drop, it's gonna be a motherfucking snow day
Aye, boy is good and he knows it, he don't say it, he shows it
I am just like DeRozan, if I shoot it, it goes in
I am in Cali just coastin', get 'em so wet they need coasters
I got a selfie with Oprah, I just ain't never post it
And I'm in my happy place posted, I ain't frown since '06
I ain't cried since '01, my pad like Six Flags and your house is no fun

You name the two things off of your fingers.

You can come back to mine though, your friend ain't cute, but it's fine though
We gon' end on a high note

I spy with my little eye
A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes
A curly-headed cutie I can turn into my wife
Wait, that means forever, ever, hold up, never mind

You make a heart symbol with your hands before jumping in surprise and looking around, touching your face.

Oh, I...I spy with my little eye
A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes
A curly-headed cutie I can turn into my wife
Wait, that means forever, ever, hold up, never mind

You take out a magnifying glass from your pocket, looking around the crowd.

Oh, I, I spy with my little eye
I spy, I spy with my little eye
Oh, I, I spy with my little eye
I spy, I spy with my little eye
Oh, I...

She said she twenty-one, I might have to I.D. that

You pull out a fake ID card and drop it on the ground.

All my bitches come in pairs like balls in my nutsack
I remember riding around the city in a Hatchback
Lookin' for a problem with my young goblins
I'mma send a model home with her neck throbbin'
I done made so much money that it's non-stoppin'

Cue making it rain with quarters.

Got my brothers on my back like the last name
I remember tellin' everyone I couldn't be tamed
Whoa, six months later I had snapped and now I'm in the game
Went from fake chains to diamonds in another lane

You point back behind you with your thumb.

Went from "Can you take me here?" to screening out the lane
Went from "Damn, this nigga lame" to remember my name
So I remember all the people who ain't fucked with me
They went to college now all them niggas is history
Upgraded from gold to diamonds in my teeth
Riding deep in the van, like we lookin' for a mystery 
Raggy!
So, don't fuck with me. No, lately I been livin' like luxury
Boat and Kyle stick together like piano keys
And on my mother's mother I won't fuck a bitch without a damn rubber

You pull out a condom and toss it off.

I spy with my little eye
A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes
A curly-headed cutie I can turn into my wife
Wait, that means forever, ever, hold up, never mind

You make a heart symbol with your hands before jumping in surprise and looking around, touching your face.

Oh, I...I spy with my little eye
A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes
A curly-headed cutie I can turn into my wife
Wait, that means forever, ever, hold up, never mind

You take out a magnifying glass from your pocket, looking around the crowd.

Oh, I, I spy with my little eye
I spy, I spy with my little eye
Oh, I, I spy with my little eye
I spy, I spy with my little eye
Oh, I..

Everyone had stopped dancing and it was quiet. You touch your heart in sadness before turning to walk off the stage. A soft clapping in the back stopped you. You turn back, looking at a short male with a large suit on, his hair was shocked back. The clapping grew louder, and louder until it was a chorus of all these kids.

You look around, feeling tears come to your eyes. You touch you face and smile proudly. Someone comes up behind you and hugs you. You turn around and smile upon seeing your internet friend Lee.

"You made it eh?"

"I promised I would come see you at your dance." You say softly

A calming silence is passed between the two of you for a moment before you finally say it

"I love you Lee."

She smiles, grabbing your chin and kissing you. A few ews and awesome errupt from the small crowd.