Sorry that he's vvv OC I really wanted to write this and there aren't that many episodes-
You Cheap Fuckers
We Could Be Heroes - Alesso
You sigh loudly as you walk onto the battlefield behind Genos and Saitama. You could NOT believe that the three of you were called to a mission on a FUCKING SATURDAY. THE HOLY DAY OF ALL DAYS. THE DAY.. the local supermarket has some fucking SWEET sales going on.
You hunch over dramatically but straighten up once you see the threat you're all up against. You stare with wide eyes as it screeches.
"...IS THAT SERIOUSLY GODZILLA?!" You shout
The enormous reptile screeches once more as it continues to rip through the city. No other beings were there due to the evacuation that had been issued.
Genos looks over to you and nods at your previous statement. You look over to Saitama, only to see him charge at the creature, landing a single punch on it. Genos just stands back, watching is Sensi work. The creatures head explodes into bits and the body topples over. You just watch, until unfortunately a piece of it's brain lands on your shoulder. You jump away a few feet and shiver.
"SAITAMA-SAN WATCH WHERE YOU DESTORY THINGS!" You exclaim
Saitama just chuckles and walks over to you, patting you on the back. You blush and cross your arms over your chest. Genos tilts his head at you.
"[f/n] are you okay?" He asks, concerned
"Yeah why wouldn't I be?" You ask
"Well you appear to be very red in the cheeks and you are behaving strangely" He explains
"SHUT UP GENOS!" You exclaim
Saitama peaks around your shoulder and looks at you. He pokes your cheeks and smiles at you in a smug way.
"You liiike me." He teases
"Shut up Saitama."
"You liiiiiiiike me."
"SAITAMA SHUT THE HELL UP."
He pecks your cheek and starts walking away. Your face turns a dark red as you watch Genos quietly follow after Saitama. You rub your cheek as he turns around.
"[F/N]! IT'S SATURDAY ISN'T IT?!" He calls
"OH SHIT YEAH IT IS!" You shout
You sprint past the two, being just as fast as both of them. Genos shakes his head and hurries after you, as does Saitama in a very worried way. God forbid you fuckers miss out on them Saturday sales.
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
