oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*

Ways To Annoy: The Sakamaki Brothers

1. Hang out with Yui a lot
2. Take Shuu's headphones
3. Be so awesome that they hate you
4. Ask them if they sparkle in the light
5. Tell Subaru violence is not the answer
6. Bonus if you use violence after telling him that
7. Make twilight references
8. If they don't know what twilight is, then have them watch the movies
9. Dress up as Shuu and walk around asking everyone to keep it down
10. Dress up like Reiji and walk around telling everyone what to do
11. Dress up like Ayato and act like an asshole
12. Dress up like Subaru and walk around punching walls for no reason
13. Dress up like Yui and be way more kawaii then she is
14. Dress up like Kanato and talk to your favorite stuffed animal like a maniac when asked what you're doing tell them that you're trying to understand Kanto better
15. Be way more awesome then Ayato
16. Listen to Shuu's music with him and sing along if you know the song
17. Whenever Shuu asks someone to keep it down, hand him a bottle of headache pills.
18. Anytime Shuu talks tell him he's being to loud
19. Tell him that sleeves are for putting your arms through
20. Take Shuu's jacket and wear it around like he does
21. Realize it's really comfortable and wear it to bed
22. Steal Subaru's jacket and blame it on Shu
23. Ask Shuu what it's like being a deadbeat
24. Pretend to be Reiji like REALLY get into it
25. Convince one of them to dance with you
26. Laugh if they're horrible at it
27. Openly ship Shuu with Subaru
28. or with Reiji
29. Ship Shuu with both Subaru and Reiji
30. Be ridiculously obnoxious
31. Learn to play guitar
32. Electric guitar
33. Open a karaoke club
34. Always insist you have a headache
35. When asked why say that you listened to Shuu's music/one of his sex tracks
36. Follow them around
37. Hide Teddy
38. Record Kanato freaking out about it
39. Bonus if you post it on social media
40. Call Shuu 'The shoe'
41. Constantly try to escape
42. Ask Reiji what it's like to wear fake glasses in order to look smarter
43. Call Reiji the "Table Otaku"
44. Break Reiji's potions
45. Help Yui escape
46. Bonus if you both actually manage to escape
47. Be very smart and read a lot
48. Use big words when you talk it should confuse the hell out of the vampires
49. Tell Ayato that the Ruki is better than him
50. Sing really annoying songs
51. Be really terrible at singing
52. Sing until you give yourself a headache then force Reiji to heal it.
53. Threaten to kill yourself and Yui
54. Be very dramatic
55. Sneak out with Yui a lot
56. Bonus if it takes awhile for them to find you
57. Call Reiji 'pigeon'
58. Call Subaru 'Vampire Hulk'
59. Ask Subaru what its like to be albino
60. then call him 'The Albino Vampire'
61. Sing the Subaru commercial songs
62. Use Subaru pickup lines on him
63. Ask for a car then suddenly 'realize' that you have a Subaru
64. Pretend to drive Subaru
65. Force him to carry you throughout the school
66. Be very quiet
67. Bonus if they get mad because they can't hear you
68. When Subaru punches a wall ask him what the wall ever did to him.
69. When he tries to say something throw it in his face that he punches walls for a living
70. Get Subaru a job tearing down a site.
71. Take Subaru's knife
72. Walk around trying to murder one of them with said knife
73. When asked why tell them 'I'm confessing my love to you'
74. Call Subaru 'Subby'
75. Glue animal ears on their heads head
76. Take Subaru's knife and blame it on Shuu
77. Or Yui (gaspu you monster)
78. Force one of them to wear the girls uniform to school
79. Record it
80. Take pictures
81. Post them on social media
82. Dye Ayato's hair black
83. Tell Subaru to embrace his inner emo
84. Constantly try to move Subaru's hair out of his eye
85. Call Subaru the 'Emo Albino'
86. Accuse him of lying whenever he says something
87. When you see a pigeon tell Reiji to go and be with his kind.
88. Challenge Reiji to a battle of wits
89. Cheat your entire way to winning the battle
90. Wear Reiji's glasses around school
91. Wear Laito's hat around school
92. Call Laito a creeper
93. Write a song about how much of a creeper Laito is.
94. Sing the intro theme to their anime
95. Convince them that they are anime characters by showing them that they are
96. Record their reactions
97. Sit back and watch the fireworks
98. After posting the recording of their reactions to social media of course
99. Grope Yui in front of them
100. Call Ayato 'Oreo-sama'
101. Tell Ayato that his style is shitty and he looks like a homeless person
102. Force Ayato and Laito to switch clothes for a day
103. Throw one of them in the water
104. Throw Yui in the water while they're right there
105. Insist that Yui likes you better then them
106. (girls) If Ayato calls you 'melon' grope yourself and say 'yeah they are big, huh?'
107. Run away from them whenever you see them around the mansion
108. Call Subaru 'Tsubaru'
109. Call Laito 'Hentai'

Enjoy driving them insane!!!