lol1. Openly ship fontcest
2. I mean REALLY OPENLY SHIP IT like convince everyone in the Underground to ship it
3. Quote him
4. Show him the video Toriel's friend sent you. (read the ways to annoy Toriel and you'll understand)
5. Record his reaction
6. Ship him with Toriel
7. Start every pointless everday sentence with "IN THE BEGINNING.."
8. Mock his voice in a stupid way
9. Introduce him to Underfell
10. Introduce him to Underlust
11. Show him some Selfcest nsfw...
12. ...with Underfell Sans
13. Or just plain Selfcest nsfw
14. Or plain selfcest
15. Introduce him to Tumblr
16. Show him the various ships between him and his friends
17. Quote him on everything he says
18. Prank him
19. ..Or Papyrus
20. Bonus if it's both of them.

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oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!