WARNING. THIS WILL CRUSH YOUR FANFICTION DREAMS. DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT DIABOLIK LOVERS FANFICTION AND WHATNOT.
Ayato = He has Yui. He would most likely NOT pay any attention to you and if he did he'd probably fucking slaughter you.
Kanato = Come on. We all know he'd probably slaughter you and add you to his little sacrificial brides collection! I mean really people let's be serious here. We all know he's WAYYY to emotionally unstable. Like MY LEVEL OF EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE.
Laito = So much no I can't even explain.
Subaru = Yeah he wouldn't give you the time of day.
Shu = Wouldn't give you the time of day either.
Reiji = *computer voice* WELCOME EXPERIMENT -insert number-
Moving On
Azusa = No... he trails.. off his words.. too much.. you could.. end up.. losing.. your mind.. on him..
Kou = NO MY LITTLE MASOKITTY. He would not be interested in you.
Yuma = Nope. Unless you're a god-like gardener or something.
Ruki = We all know the answer. Which is NOPE.
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Conto2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
