A Tale of Mischief and Mutants

Standard Mission

—-Loki—-

What Sam let me do last night wasn't something I was fully sure she was ready for but she had insisted that I try it. I was afraid it would be too much when I started but she took to it without fear having no experience with the new sensation I was causing. Hearing her soft moans of pleasure from what my hands were doing was the best sound I've ever heard.

When such acts were forced on her they'd made a conscious effort to avoid causing her any pleasure, I can't think of any reason for this other than it had most likely been someone's twisted perverted kink. The only consolation I have is she won't have any negative connotations with the pleasure activities like these can bring and perhaps in time that will make it easier for her to become comfortable with intimacy.

I think of all this as we step through the portal into the meeting room. I smile at her  remembering how she'd basically fallen asleep clinging to me after I adore her habit of doing that. She smiles back. We're both suddenly bombarded by the entire team. They all seem overly excited. I wonder why but then remember that Peter had likely posted the video already. Tony is incredibly excited and as usual the loudest of the bunch (with the exception of my brother).

"Lokes! I don't know how you did it but congratulations!!"

At some point Tony seemed to figure out the other nickname bothered me and quit using it. He's found a suitable replacement and I can't say it's terrible. I let myself smile at his teasing.

"I've wondered the same thing myself."

I turn to Sam.

"Whatever could you see in me mortal? I mean other than being insanely smart and incredibly good looking."

She rolls her eyes.

"Real humble."

I smirk knowing how to annoy her ever so slightly.

"I try my best."

She giggles in annoyance.

"You're ridiculous."

Peter then walks up to us.

"Hey guys did you see we were number one in trending on YouTube?!"

I have no idea what this means but Sam seems excited to hear that so it must be good news. Sam pulls out her phone and opens YouTube.

"Whoah that view count tho!"

"Right?! It's so crazy you two are all anyone's talking about! The video's already been memed. That's how you know something's huge. Everyone from MoistCritikal to Asmongold has addressed it in some way already. This is huge!! You guys were trending on Twitter too last time I looked."

'Is that a good thing?' Peter hasn't spoken of how well received the video was. I glance over Sam's shoulder at her phone as she watches the video and spot the numbers next to the thumbs up compared to the thumbs down the thumbs up is drastically higher than the thumbs down. I can't help but be a little relieved by this. The entire team has only good things to say about our engagement. They seem genuinely happy for us. Eventually Fury enters the room and we all take our seats.

"Standard mission aliens from God knows where want to take over our planet or have attacked us for some other nefarious reason. They're a fairly weak species and don't have incredibly advanced weapons technology the military would be capable of handling this without your intervention if there weren't so many of them. So Captain, you have the floor."

He hands Steve a file with the information on the invaders in it and Steve glimpses through it.

"They aren't the brightest are they director? Don't they know everyone tries to attack New York and the city already has a plan for that?"

"Apparently intergalactic news doesn't travel that fast. Either that or they got cocky."

Steve nods and begins to explain his plan.