Soda and Apples

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"Hey! Babe! Can you hand me a soda pleasse~" Kazuichi smiled.

"My Love, you can go get it yourself..." He sighed.

"B-But!" Kazuichi slouched on the couch and started kicking his feet, "I want you to get it!! Your closer to the kitchen!!" He whined.

"Kazuichi-"

"Pretty Pleasee~" He said, giving Tanaka his puppy eyes.

"... Fine...your pure laziness, if we ever have little spawnlings, they would most likely be like you, lazy" He mumured.

"Hehe!" Souda snickered.

"Also, Can you get me peanut butter and apples"

"Apples with Soda?! That is absurd! That is not a very good combo together at all! What is wrong with you?!" Tanaka screeched.

"Well... I'm just hungry..."

"You could have told me that so I can make dinner my love" He sighed, taking the pan out.

"... Okay, you do that while I'm watching tv I guess"

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