Maid Cafe

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(Kazuichi is wearing a pink maid dress with black cat ears, Gundham is the manager, wearing his normal clothes)

Kazuichi sat up from his chair and stared in the mirror in front of him.

"Sir, I think I'll need help putting these cat ears on..." He mumured, "hmm? Of course, let me see" A voice far away said, as they came closer, Kazuichi felt cold hands touch his wrists, "here, I think a clip on will be much more suitable for you" He smiled, "okay, thanks Tanaka!" Kazuichi smiled.

"..."

Tanaka just nodded and wrapped his arms around Kazuichi.

"Tanaka, let go, I have to get to work..."

"OOOH! Boy-On-Boyyy!" A girl with purple braids giggled.

"N-No! This isnt- Tanaka let go!!!" Kazuichi complained.

"Kazuichi, I don't want to, how about we go back to my office" Tanaka smiled, "wha- why?" "Because, it's a friendly jester...ive noticed that you've been working extra hard and I need you to have a break" He said, lifting Kazuichi up I'm his arms, carrying him bridal style.

"Gundham, put me down!" Kazuichi shouted, "are you doing this cause you want me all to yourself or some shit!!"

"..!" Tanaka's eyes widened, a smirk appear in on his face, "that does seem like a good idea..."

"..." Kazuichi was just kicking his feet in the air, trying to get out of Gundhams grasp.

"There, we're at my office" Tanaka was sitting on a chair behind his desk, while Kazuichi was sitting in front of Gundham, on the desk

now Kazuichi, tell me why your working extra hard" "Why the fuck should I tell you?" "I'll give you a promotion" Tanaka smiled, handing one hundred dollars to Kazuichi.

"One hundred an hour?" Souda asked, "Mhm, only if you tell me" Gundham said, resting his head in his palm, "th-that does sound nice..." Kazuichi grinned.

"Fine! I needed more money so I can have enough money to feed my dog!" Kazuichi blushed.

"Dog..?" Gundham asked, "ya, he's a little puppy" Kazuichi smiled, "..." The taller male just smiled and handed Kazuichi two hundred dollars, "two hundred?! I thought it was supposed to be one hundred??" Souda squealed.

"... Yes, but..." Gundham slammed his hands on the desk, next to Kazuichi's thigh, "mn..!" Kazuichi looked up at Gundham and tilted his head, "are ya mad or-"

Tanaka leaned close to Kazuichi, pulling him close to him, "H-Hey! Stop! Remember! I'm wearing a skirt!"
Kazuichi blushed, "why are you so nervous about that?"
"B-Because it's-..."

"Screw off, you don't need to know why!" Souda shouted.

"..." Tanaka just smiled and pulled Kazuichi close to him, making him slip off the desk and onto his lap.

"H-Hey! Stop that Gundham! I'm not your slut!" Kazuichi shouted.

"Indeed you aren't, in fact, you aren't an object"

"Then why the hell are you fucking around with me!?"

"Simple, because your appearance is very handsome" Tanaka smiled, brushing Kazuichi's hair behind his ear.

"...Fuck you..."

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