Jahnnie Drabbles☆

☆Stoned At Target☆

(somewhat inspired by Jake's new video but I added my own little twist to it :D^)

Johnnie is leaning back on the couch. Seeing Jake enter the house after coming back from ' somewhere.'

A familiar scent hits Johnnie's nostrils, seeing Jake with a brown paper sack with a weed sticker on the bag. "oh ... are you serious???" He starts to laugh.

Jake gives him a look as he sets the bag down and pulls out a blunt. "What? I'm stressed. And I need to chill out." He says.

Johnnie watched as Jake took out the blunt from the bag. "Do you want to share it?" he asks, "maybe we can do something. don't you have a video to film?"

Jake nods. "Yeah, You want a hit?" he offers the blunt to Johnnie. Johnnie shifts as he sits up on the couch. Grabbing the blunt with his finger tips.

"You told me yesterday you wanted to go to target today. But we're gonna be fucked up.. perfect video idea." Johnnie said.

The emo snickers as he placed the blunt up to his lips and takes a hit, coughing out the smoke as he pulled it back. "ohhh shit!" he exclaims as he coughs.

Jake laughs as he grabs it back from Johnnie and takes a hit coughing slightly. "Yeah, but we could make a funny video."

"Let's do it, let's go to target.. high" Johnnie blinks slowly, already feeling the effects. "we gotta write, write a list."

Jake gets up but he is too stoned to even write. He has the paper and sharpie out but he's just blankly staring at the sheet of paper.

Johnnie gets off the couch, grabbing the blunt from Jake. "last one, last one" he mutters as he takes a deep hit off of it, pulling back and putting it out. coughing out a storm, their house smelled like weed at this point.

Jake is laughing as he watches Johnnie cough up a lung. "You're too damn weak. You can't handle your weed, bro." he gets up and grabs his keys, heading towards the door. "Come on, let's go."

Johnnies eyes are bloodshot from the effects. "wait, wait, wait" he walks over and grabs Jake's arm. "we didn't write anything..." he giggles.

Carrington suddenly walks down the stairs, "You two high?" he says and laughs.

Jake turns around and smiles. "Hell yeah, we are. You want to join us? We're gonna go to Target and get more stuff for the house."

Carrington laughs and shakes his head. "no I'm okay." Johnnie hums, "can you write our list? Jake is just too high to even do it"

"yeah I gotchu" Carrington grabs the paper and sharpie. "what do we need?"

Johnnie blinks slowly, "scented candles, um, Legos, uhhhh.. movie food, and uh.." he looks at Jake.

"Nintendo switch." Jake responds. "right" Johnnie nods. Carrington writes it all down. "Ok, here you go. All written out." He hands it over.

Carrington gives the written list over to Johnnie. Johnnie grabs the list and he opens the front door to reveal Barry(their assistant )already with the camera.

Johnnie looks over at Barry, a bit surprised to see him already there
"Hey, Barry. I thought we were gonna film the video at the store." he looks down at the list and starts reading it over.

Barry nods, "yeah, I got us an Uber. no way I'm letting Jake drive like this."

Jake, Johnnie and Barry get into the Uber and get driven to Target. Then they stepped out.

Barry is already recording them for the video. Johnnie is standing a bit from the entrance with Jake. "should we uhh, smoke a bit more before we head inside? just so we can feel the full effect?"