Jahnnie Drabbles☆

☆Worst Airbnb☆

[ Jake and Johnnie stay at the worst Airbnb, inspired by Jake's video! Just with my own little twist<3 ]

(They're a bit drunk :3)
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"Dude, no fucking way we're staying here." Johnnie says as looks at a CAR. That's an Airbnb.

"Why not? I'm not going to walk home" Jake said, as he walked towards the """door"" of the Airbnb.

"Dude, that's a fucking car. The damn, Airbnb is a fucking car." Johnnie laughs a bit.

"Yeah, and it's ours." Jake replying.

"You spent what, $25 dollars for one night in this car." Johnnie shakes his head. "Dude, you know damn well people fucked in this Airbnb car."

Jake looks over at him with a raised eyebrow, "I'm sure they cleaned it after they were done."

"It's still fucking gross!" Johnnie laughs as he opened the door. "Oh my God, dude! it's tiny!" As he climbs himself into the car.

"I know right? This thing is so small. I'm a tall guy, and this is just ridiculous." Jake chuckles.

"We seriously have to stay in this Airbnb car." Johnnie repeated, taking in the surroundings inside. "We got blankets and uhhh, sunscreen?"

Jake laughed. "Sunscreen? Why the hell would we need sunscreen?"

Johnnie's mouth dropped. "Dude, what if they used sunscreen as lube..."

"Oh my god, Johnnie. What the hell is wrong with you?" Jake said, laughing again. "That's disgusting."

"No!" Johnnie defended, "I'm just saying! this is a car! and there's blankets and some sunscreen! what else would people be doing man???"

Jake laughed again. "Okay, fine, you got me. But there's no way in hell that people would use sunscreen as lube. It's way too slippery."

"Too slippery?!" Johnnie laughs and tosses the sunscreen. Jake catches the sunscreen and throws it back at him. "Don't throw it at me, dumbass! And yeah, too slippery. It's like lube, but 10 times worse."

"Shut the fuck up!" Johnnie laughs. "You're the one with a cumrag underneath you." He pointed out, a red towel is underneath Jake's ass.

Jake looked down and saw the red towel. "Shit, you're right. What the hell is that?"

"Someone's body fluids." Johnnie snickers, watching Jake pick it up cautiously.

"Ew, what the hell?" Jake said, holding it away from me with two fingers.

Johnnie laughs but halts his laughter when Jake threw it at his head. "JAKE!"

Jake laughed again. "Sorry, couldn't resist. But seriously, who put this here?"

"Don't know, don't care." Johnnie tosses the rag at the front. "dude, it's so cramped in here. and hot as balls. there's no ac."

"Yeah, I know. It's like a fucking oven in here." Jake sighed. "This is your fault, you even sure we stay the damn night in this gross shit?" Johnnie is sitting as he tucks up his legs, his boots tapping around on the blankets underneath his feet.