Rwby react to something

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I don't own vampire hunter D bloodlust, which is an awesome movie by the way, or rwby, which is viz. God in heaven. Easter is nice but so hectic.

"Well. Imagine Remnant in the far away future being a lawless desert full of vampires with magic and tech and all that." said Knight.

"So... kinky vacuo?" asked Qrow.

"He ain't wrong." said Raven

"... Fair enough." said Knight.

"In this case we see a old man helping a dhampir. Ren is also in there." said Knight.

"Yay! Renny episode." said Nora.

"The hell is a dhampir?" asked Raven.

"Ehem. When daddy vampire and mommy human, or the other way around in some cases, love each other very much or one of them are just wishing to pull an arc..." said Knight.

"I feel uncomfortable about the fact that my family name is now a very fitting description of humping." said Jaune.

"And i don't need the birds and the bees again. Thank you very much." said Yang while cringing.

"Please not. It was so emberassing the first time." said Ruby in fear.

"Here dhampires are treated like the faunus... before equality laws struck." said Knight.

"Oh no." said Blake before the video started.

The oldman was working on machinery before a tall figure with a cloak and a saddle came in. On his back was a long and thin sword.

"I want to buy that horse." he said in a low voice.

"yep. Thats Ren." said Jaune.

"He looks like he just lost his horse considering he has the saddle in his hand." said Ren.

"No. Horsey." said Ruby saddened.

"But damn. He became tall." said Nora with glistening eyes.

"He really is tall. And nice on the eyes he is too." wrote Neo.

"back off he is my... friend. He is my friend." said Nora who was angry in one moment and emberassed in the second.

"I feel like i am getting a deja vu." said Knight.

"Yep." said everyone else while Ren was asking himself what is going on.

The old man just looked at him for a second before returning to his work. "300 000 dollars. If you think that's too much, find another place to buy." he said. the dhampir left a handfull of gold coins before saddleling the horse while the old man continued to work.

"Thats definitly a bit much for a horse." said Yang.

"To be fair those horses are cyborgs." said Knight.

"Mr Shadow. can i get a cyborg horse for all of team rwby?" asked Ruby.

"No." he said before Ruby held a plate with cookies infront of him.

"... There may be a bargaining option." said Mr Shadow.

Ruby pulls out a second plate.

"Maybe one horse. A small one" said Mr Shadow while adverting his eye from the cookies.

"I have another oven full with them." said Ruby with a slight jingle. Mr shadow was dropping black droplets of oil onto the carpet. The oil droplets were sizzeling on the carpet.

"... The riders need secondary vessels as a just incase option anyway. And the horses need a test run. Bargain accepted." said before devouring the treats. He then supplyed four horses that now had mechanic parts on them.