Brother! My Bolter!

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I don't own Warhammer, Rwby or the video and make no profit of it.

"Today. We look at weapons!" said  Knight before he was run over by Summer and Ruby.

"are you ok?" asked Yang Knight, who was face planted into the carpet.

"I regret... so many things." said Knight who took his face out of the carpet.

"So! What is the weapon!?" asked Ruby excited.

"The bolter." said Knight while holding one up.

"Ooooooh! Gun!" said Ruby happy while holding the bolter with Knight just looking baffeled at his now emply hand.

"Hey! Don't point that thing at me!" said Salem while ducking down.

"That thing shoots basicly rocket propelled explosive soda cans. Be..." began Knight before Ruby pulled the trigger on accident as Nora collided into her to take a better look at the gun.

The knockback of the bolter kicked her into the wall while everyone ducked down as a soda can sized bullet flew through the air and impacted the wall which caused it to explode and reveal Astolfo in the shower.

"Hi!" said Astolfo happy while turning to them with the shower still running.

(I don't own the video)

"... I always thought Astolfo was one of the gals. His sword is rather big." said Yang while holding her hand before Ruby's eyes. Some of them turned away and Glynda repaired the wall. 

"And thats why we don't play with weapons." said Glynda annoyed.

"Nah. Its fine. Nobody got hurt after all." said Knight while ignoring the death stare Glynda Goodwitch gave him.

"Well anyways. Today we see a video about bolters. Big bolter, small bolter, assault bolter and even sniper bolters. Even if the last two has probably another name that is less on the nose and has a bad ass name but we are gonna learn about it. Today" said Knight before starting the video.

"Wait. Where is Jaune?" asked Pyrrha.

"Ah. He will come around." said Salem relaxed before overhearing something Summer said to Qrow.

"Remember Qrow. I am gonna atleast try to be self restrained because the last time we watched a weapon video i caused massive amounts of colleteral damage after the video that i still have to pay off. So i am gonna be a bit more restrained and not immeadetly blow up. Ruby can pay for her colleteral damage and i am not gonna ask my daughter for money." said Summer which caused Qrow to laugh himself to the ground.

This also caused Salem to laugh as the video started.

"bolters are one of the most iconic weapons in the Warhammer 40k universe." said the announcer while showing a picture of an imperial fist space marine with a bolter before showing the gun.

"This chunky gun is all hard edges, oiled metal and has just enough baroque details to remind you, that the bolter is not just a battle riffle. It's a holy symbol of the Emperors wrath." said the analyst before showing a picture of the adepta sororita. 

"ooooh!" said Summer and Ruby.

"A bit chunky but nice." said Ruby happy.

"Honestly. That looks kinda good." said Summer with some self restrained.

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