Rwby react to something

gods lessons

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"On todays menu we have a smack talk from 25 years ago. Mostly because Tai tried to win the pot in this cage match." said Knight.

"Well what could we say we needed the cash. The option was that because money and so was he he thought to combine that. Even if that was... wait a damn second. You don't mean that match?!" asked Qrow.

With a smile Knight turned on the tv.

The tv immeadetly showed the faces of Taiyang and Tyrian in the rfc.

"... You are fucking evil." said Raven.

"Eh... i saw myself more in a moralic grey zone." said Knight.

"Why was dad fighting Tyrian in a cage match?" asked Ruby concerned.

"Well. Because our "glorious goddess of vengeance"..." said Watts sarcastic.

"Hey." said Salem angry.

"... pays us in a salary that was maybe adequate 500 years ago but didn't adjust for inflation." said Watts.

"And that is a fair bit of money for you. Any farmer would be jealous of that kind of money.

"Wouldn't that be around... 17,5 lien a week?" asked Weiss confused.

"17,7 lien every 5 days to be precise, dear. But free housing and meals as long as we are in the castle. Anyways. Where was i. Ah yes. Because we are getting payed so little and travel expenses and insurance has to come out of ones own pocket we all had to set up a seperate buissness. At this point i was still working with Piedro while also working with Salem. Tyrian decided that fight clubs was his revenue." said Watts.

"Oh boy." said Yang and Ruby concerned.

Then the camera went to the comentary. It showed Tais weight, 241 lbs, and his win record, which was 14w-0L.

"hey. As far as i'm concerned. This saturday night is not even gonna be a fight. I am gonna mercy kill this old man." said Tai in his actor voice.

"Dad was... pretty pridefull." said Ruby in shock.

"He behaved like Yang." said Blake in shock.

"Well. Dad was pretty awesome. Like 14 wins and 0 losses. That score is awesome." said Yang excited.

"Yeah. That fight quickly becomes one of the reason where he massively turned down his pride. Well that, you kids and the time when a hunter in trenchcoat saved him from certain death from his pride. Never got that mans name. All we got was a single... silver... bullet." said Qrow before everyone thought about it.

"... Could be... could it be hunter?" asked Summer while remembering the good hunter of yharnam with the city being recently rediscovered under the ice of mantle.

"You mean to tell me that the oldest still living hunter in existence saved tais and our bacon back then? Hunter, the walking calamity? That Hunter." asked Raven.

"I mean... it would be ridiculous and improbable but..." said Qrow.

"This feels like one of the things that should better be discussed later with more time." said Summer.

"Agreed." said everyone.

"Tai is a very rude person. But soon, he will learn manners. I will torture his body, so that his soul learns to be humble." said Tyrian with his stats being shown.

163 lbs in weight and a 39w-2L record.

"Who the fuck beat that psycho?" asked Yang shocked.

"Tai on the rematch." said Qrow.