51. Turd Ferguson

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~Valerie's POV~

It's a Friday and today on the agenda is to go try this Japanese place later tonight, and catch a Cirque du Soleil show. Tonight should be pretty interesting and I'm looking forward to it.

Addison had left earlier to get her clothes, so she left the three of us here doing nothing. "Why couldn't she bring us along for the ride? Even if this is a nice hotel room with tons of stuff to do downstairs, hey wait a sec, we could go downstairs and do something." Sierra said

"Oh goody, I can finally check out the gift shop!" Tristyn said happily

"I'm all for it. Let's go." We got off the couch and went to the elevator to head downstairs. The three of us are all dressed similar; tank top, jean shorts and shoes, but our shoes are different. I have Converse, Sierra has Jordan's and Tristyn has Adidas.

"Damn Tristyn! Back at it again with the black and white Adidas!" I said

"Damn Valerie! Back at it again with the high top Chuck Taylors!" She said

"Damn you two! Back at it again with the killer shoes and the on point style! Daaammmn!!!" Sierra said and we all cracked up laughing

We stepped off the elevator still laughing at our silliness and we went over to the gift shop. I went over to the hat display and I picked up a big yellow cowboy hat and put it on my head, "Can anyone guess what my name is?" I said

"Mr. Reynolds I really don't think this is appropriate." Sierra said in a manly voice

"That's not my name." I said

"Then what is your name?" Tristyn asked

"Turd. Turd Ferguson and if you don't mind, I'd like to solve the puzzle Alex."

"This is not Wheel of Fortune

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"This is not Wheel of Fortune." Sierra said

"Who is, André the Giant." I said then I burst out laughing

"You are too much, can I have a picture Mr. Turd Ferguson."

"Of course anything for you, Alex." I did a peace pose and the whole time while she took my picture, Sierra was laughing.

I put the hat back and we continued to walk around the store, Sierra found a shirt that says 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' "I'm totally getting everyone this shirt!"

"And if you buy that, Val I dare you to buy this and take it home with you." Tristyn handed me a coffee cup that was shaped like a titty and you drank from the nipple.

"I would so buy it, if I didn't have a kid. But if this was like two years ago and I was still single, I would buy two of those cups."

"I truly thought I would never see the day you got married." Sierra said

I was a little taken back, "What?! Really? Why you say that?"

"Because you've always been the type to do what you want and now that you're married, you can't do that anymore. Plus guys in the past never really seemed to want to have a long term thing, and there was a point when you did give up on love."

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