Royals

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Sam:
I've never seen a diamond in the flesh

Pony:
Oh I wonder why? Maybe cause we're greasers!

Sam:
I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies

Steve:
What the hell? What movies?

Sam:
And I'm not proud of my address, in the torn up town
No post code envy

Dallas:
You live in middle class...

Sam:
But every song's like gold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Bloodstains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams

Soda:
In your dreams you drive a Cadillac but in real life you drive a corvette. It's better than our car that's for sure.

Darry:
Why the hell do you interrupt me while I'm either working or sleeping?!

Sam:
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

Johnny:
What's Cristal and Maybach?

Pony:
Cristal is a drink and Maybach is a car

Soda:
Maybach is a car...

Steve:
Ye

Sam:
And we'll never be royals
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz

Dallas:
No never. Never will we be royals but we do crave danger as a kind of buzz.

Sam:
Let me be your ruler, you can call me Queen B
And baby I'll rule
Let me live that fantasy

Dallas:
No one's calling you Queen B...

Lynn:
Would you call me Queen B?

Dallas:
Damn right Angel.

Mallory:
What's going on?

Sam:
My friends and I we've cracked the code

Lynn:
What code?

Mallory:
I think to our powers.

Lynn:
Oh

Sam:
We count our dollars on the train to the party

Lynn:
1. We go to Bucks to party and 2. We've never rode a train...

Sam:
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this
We didn't come from money

Soda:
No we didn't...

Dallas:
What money? I can barely afford a cookie...

Two:
I LOVE COOKIES, CHOCOLATE, AND MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve:
WE KNOW!

Sam:
But every song's like gold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Bloodstains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams

Soda:
You own a Corvette...

Sam:
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

Two:
Oooo who's love affair. I'm intrigued.

Pony:
Oh my God. Two used a big word!

Two:
Ye

Dallas:
Do you even know what it means?

Two:
Kinda

Pony:
Idiot...

Sam:
And we'll never be royals
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz

Johnny:
No we'll never be royals. We will be family but we don't need that luxury. As long as I got you Sam i'll be happy.

Lynn:
AHHHH THATS SO CUTE!!!

Sam:
Let me be your ruler, you can call me Queen B
And baby I'll rule
Let me live that fantasy

Soda:
...

Sam:
We're bigger than we ever dreamed, and I'm in love with being queen

Darry:
Now are you?

Sam:
Life is great without a care
We aren't caught up in your love affair

Dallas:
Who's love affair?

Lynn:
It better not be you Dallas Tucker Winston...

Dallas:
No Angel. Never.

Sam:
And we'll never be royals
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz

Pony:
We're fine the way we are.

Sam:
Let me be your ruler, you can call me Queen B
And baby I'll rule
Let me live that fantasy

Two:
You all know this was a prank lol. This is that song by lorde isn't it?

Sam:
Ye. Hahaha jokes on you people.

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~Caity💛

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