New Rules

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by caity_caitlyn
by caity_caitlyn
                                    
                                              TheOutsiders105 
                          Sam: Talkin' in my sleep at night
Makin' myself crazy
                          Dallas: Ha making yourself crazy? You are crazy
                          Lynn: Dallas...
                          Sam: Wrote it down and read it out
Hopin' it would save me
                          Pony: Well that's not how life works...sorry
                          Sam: My love, he makes me feel like nobody else
Nobody else
But my love, he doesn't love me
So I tell myself, I tell myself
                          Johnny: What? I do love you
                          Two: What's happening? 
                          Sam: One, don't pick up the phone
You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
                          Steve: Johnny doesn't get drunk
                          Darry: Ugh what could you guys possibly want at 5 am?! 
                          Sam: Two, don't let him in
You'll have to kick him out again
                          Two: Alright I won't let him in 
                          Mallory: Retard the number two...
                          Lynn: Lmao
                          Sam: Three, don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him
You ain't getting over him
                          Soda: Did Johnny do something wrong?
                          Johnny: No! I didn't do anything! 
                          Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
                          Steve: Yep we know you have rules now...
                          Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
                          Darry: Let's be honest. You never have rules and if you did you would do everything in your power to break them...
                          Soda: He's not wrong
                          Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
                          Johnny: What did I do?
                          Sam: I keep pushin' forwards
But he keeps pullin' me backwards
                          Johnny: Are you not happy with me? 
                          Sam: Now I'm standing back from it
I finally see the pattern
                          Lynn: Yes the pattern is...1,2,3,4,5,6...CRAZY!
                          Dallas: Lmao
                          Sam: But my love, he doesn't loves me
So I tell myself, I tell myself
I do, I do, I do
                          Mallory: That's nice
                          Johnny: I do love you Sam
                          Sam: One, don't pick up the phone
You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
                          Steve: Johnny doesn't get drunk
                          Dallas: Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about
                          Sam: Two, don't let him in
You have to kick him out again
                          Two: Already said I wouldn't
                          Lynn: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?! 
                          Sam: Three, don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him
You ain't getting over him
                          Dallas: Did Johnny do something?
                          Johnny: Dal I didn't so anything...
                          Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
                          Lynn: Yeah yeah yeah. 1,2,3,4 I don't care anymore 
                          Two: Who peed in her drink?
                          Soda: Dal did you do something?
                          Dallas: No! 
                          Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
                          Mallory: What did Johnny do? 
                          Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
                          Two: Why count them? 
                          Sam: Practice makes perfect
I'm still tryna' learn it by heart
                          Lynn: No one fucking cares....
                          Soda: Dallas what did you do to her?
                          Dallas: Nothing! She's your sister!
                          Pony: She's your girlfriend!
                          Sam: Eat, sleep, and breathe it
Rehearse and repeat it 'cause I 
                          Lynn:...
                          Mallory: Sam...Lynn seems mad...
                          Darry: Can you guys like shut up? I'm busy...
                          Lynn: Shut up?! You want ME to SHUT UP?! 
                          Darry: Nevermind keep talking. 
                          Sam: One, don't pick up the phone
You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
                          Lynn:...I'm losing it...
                          Sam: Two, don't let him in
You have to kick him out again
                          Lynn: God damn it Sam! 
                          Sam: Three, don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him
You ain't getting over him
                          Lynn: THEN DON'T BE A WHORE! 
                          Johnny: Stop it Lynn. She's not a whore
                          Lynn: What did you say you little shit?! 
                          Johnny: Stop. She's not a whore.
                          Steve: Oh shit
                          Lynn: I'm sorry in just irritated right now Johnnycakes. 
                          Johnny: It's okay
                          Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
                          Mallory: If you say that one more time I think Lynn is gonna throw things soon...
                          Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
                          Dallas: She's throwing things...
                          Sam: I've got new rules, I count 'em 
I've gotta tell them to myself
                          Johnny: Did I do something? I'm sorry 
                          Sam: Don't let him in, don't let him in
Don't be his friend, don't be his friend
                          Soda: What in the world are you talking about? 
                          Sam: Don't let him in, don't let him in
Don't be his friend, don't be his friend
You ain't getting over him
                          Johnny: If I did something I'm really sorry Sam.
                          Sam: You didn't to anything Johnnycakes. It's a lyric prank. 
                          Lynn: WHAT THE FUCK?! 
                          ~Everyone left the chat~
                          TheOutsiders105 I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I tried making it the best I could because of the long wait. Again I'm sorry and if you want anything changed I can just ask. Stay Gold Kittens!
~Kit-Kat💛