I'll Make a Man Out of You

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Dallas: Let's get down to business to defeat the Socs. (Lol minor change)

Johnny: What?

Dallas: Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?

Johnny: What? Are you talking about the gang?

Dallas: You're the saddest bunch I ever met but you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

Johnny: Wow Dal... I'm kind of offended... I'm sorry what did I do wrong? I just wanted to help those kids...

Dallas: Tranquil as a forest but on fire within.

Johnny: Now I'm really confused...

Dallas: Once you find your center you are sure to win.

Johnny: Is this a sex joke cause it's not funny...

Dallas: You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue.

Johnny: Well thanks I guess...that lowers my confidence more but alright...

Dallas: Somehow I'll make a man out of you.

Johnny: I-I don't mean to be a burden you know...

Dallas: I'm never gonna catch my breath

Johnny: Why?

Dallas: Say goodbye to those who knew me

Johnny: Don't do it, Dal! You have Lynn and me who care for you

Dallas: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

Johnny: You cut gym? I would think that would be your favorite...

Dallas: This guy's got them scared to death

Johnny: What guy? I'm so confused you know...I don't understand it anymore...

Dallas: Hope he doesn't see right through me

Johnny: If you mean me I can...you're tuff and strong but you are capable of caring and maybe love even though you don't say it...

Dallas: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

Johnny: You can't swim?????

Dallas: BE A MAN

Johnny: Oh...

Dallas: We must be swift as a coursing river

Johnny: I thought you hated metaphors...I think that's what they're called

Dallas: BE A MAN

Johnny: I'm sorry I disappointed you...

Dallas: With all the force of a great typhoon

Johnny: Typhoon?

Dallas: BE A MAN

Johnny: I'm trying Dal...

Dallas: With all the strength of a raging fire mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Johnny: Sounds smartish and you hate school...sounds like something Pony would say...

Dallas: Time is racing toward until the Socs arrive.

Johnny: Wait what?!

Dallas: Heed my every order and you might survive.

Johnny: Umm...I thought I do fine on my own...

Dallas: You're unsuited for the rage of war so pack up, go home you're through how could I make a man out of you?

Johnny: Oh Ummm I don't wanna pack up and go back to my parents...they'll hit me more for coming back...

Dallas: BE A MAN

Johnny: Dal I'm trying!

Dallas: We must be swift as a coursing river

Johnny: I know...

Dallas: BE A MAN

Johnny: Dal I said I was trying...

Dallas: With all the force of a great typhoon

Johnny: I don't think we have a typhoon here...

Dallas: BE A MAN

Johnny: I don't know what to say...

Dallas: With all the strength of a raging fire mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Johnny: Oh...alright...

Dallas: BE A MAN

Johnny: What else do I have to do to be a man?

Dallas: We must be swift as a coursing river

Johnny: You said this already. I can try to be swift but...I don't know...

Dallas: BE A MAN

Johnny: I know Dal I know

Dallas: With all the force of a great typhoon

Johnny: Oh alright I'll just agree with that part...

Dallas: BE A MAN

Johnny: Dallas I'm trying! I'm trying so so hard!!!

Dallas: With all the strength of a raging fire mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Johnny: I get it...I'll never be as good as you and the gang...

Dallas: Johnnycakes this is a lyric prank. I didn't mean any of it. You're just perfect.

Johnny: Thanks Dal...bye I gotta go...

Dallas: Bye

Well, I hoped you liked this TheOutsidersAngel and I hope you all enjoyed this. Stay Gold everyone!
~Caity💛

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