Dear Future Husband

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TheOutsiders105

Sam: Dear future husband
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Two: Oof let's hear it

Sam: Take me on a date
I deserve a brake
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary

Johnny: Oh...you wanted flowers?

Soda: You didn't get her flowers?!

Johnny: I got her chocolate, a bear, a blade, and a new jacket...plus a necklace...

Dallas: Oh damn...I never get Lynn that much

Lynn: No. No you don't...

Sam: Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

Mallory: Sam buying things?! That's funny!

Lynn: I know right!

Sam: You got that nine to five
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies

Darry: You don't even cook...

Johnny: I'm confused. Did I do something wrong?

Sam: I never learned to cook
But I can write a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me

Darry: See...my point.

Steve: I am so confused.

Sam: You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dallas: Haha you're no lady

Lynn: Dallas Winston!

Dallas: Jokes on you I like when you say my full name. Makes you sound hot.

Soda: That's my sister!

Dallas: And?!

Lynn: Drop it Dallas

Mallory: Drop it Sodapop

Sam: Dear future husband
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Johnny: again did I do something wrong?

Sam: Dear future husband
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Johnny: I already tell you that and I don't wanna rush you Sam.

Two: ooo Johnny's gonna get some

Sam: After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right

Dallas: Pff lucky...after a fight Lynn doesn't give me anything...

Lynn: Really Dallas? Why should I reward you for something you didn't deserve?

Two: Haha she told you

Sam: Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

Johnny: We don't even fight...

Sam: You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Johnny: But I do treat you right...did I do something wrong?

Lynn: At least tell him Sam

Dallas: Johnnycakes you probably did nothing. Girls are just crazy

Lynn: Excuse me?

Mallory: What?!

Dallas: Oh shit...

Sam: Dear future husband
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Johnny: What?

Sam: Dear future husband
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine

Johnny: Really...why would we visit my parents?

Sam: I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses

Pony: Isn't Johnny always nice?

Sam: Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe

Steve: Johnny is innocent...

Lynn: Ha you should hear the stories Sam tells us

Sam: You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Lynn: See Dallas that's how you treat your girlfriends...

Dallas: Pff they're broads anyways

Lynn: Excuse me?

Soda: you better pick your next words carefully

~Dallas left the chat~

Lynn: Pussy

Mallory: Lmao

Lynn: Yep he's scared of me though 🤷‍♂️

Sam: Dear future husband
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Darry: What? This is confusing.

Sam: Dear future husband
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
Future husband, better love me right

Johnny: I may not be your husband but I though I treat you right...I guess not...just trash like I said...

Sam: NO! THIS IS A PRANK JOHNNY! You always treat me nicely. Love you❤️

TheOutsiders105 I hope you enjoyed! This kinda sucked tbh. Tell me if you want me to change anything! Stay Gold Kittens!
~Kit-Kat💛

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