Death of a Batchelor

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Lila: Do I look lonely?
I see the shadows on my face

Pony: What?

Winter: People have told me I don't look the same
Maybe I lost weight

Soda: You don't look the same?

Loren: I'm playing hooky with the best of the best
Put my heart on my chest so that you can see it, too

Soda: What? You played hooky? That's surprising.

Pony: Well she is your girlfriend...I mean she is reckless like you.

Laila: I'm walking the long road, watching the sky fall

Soda: The sky is falling?!

Pony:...figure of speech Soda.

Maya: The lace in your dress tingles my neck, how do I live?

Pony: What? I'm so confused. What is happening? Soda, you speak girl. Tell me.

Soda: What?! Winter is your sister and Lila is your girlfriend!

Pony: Winter is also your sister and Loren is also your girlfriend...

Soda: do you know who we need?

Pony: Jax

Lila: The death of a bachelor
Letting the water fall

Soda: You mean blood?

Pony: *facepalms*

Loren: The death of a bachelor
Seems so fitting for

Pony: Wait, wouldn't we be a bachelor?

Soda: uhhh

Pony: we should warn Dally, Jax, and Johnny huh?

Soda: uh huh. We should also run.

Laila: Happily ever after
How could I ask for more?

Soda: Oh, happily ever afters are good right?

Maya: A lifetime of laughter
At the expense of the death of a bachelor

Pony: uhhhhhhhhh

Winter: I'm cutting my mind off
Feels like my heart is going to burst
Alone at a table for two and I just wanna be served

Soda: DID JAX STAND YOU UP!

Pony: Actually, she can kill Jax.

Lila: And when you think of me am I the best you've ever had?

Soda: Ponyyyyyy she's asking you a questionnnnnn

Pony: Yes Lila, you are the best.

Winter: Share one more drink with me, smile even though you're sad

Soda: Uhhh I don't drink and Pony is 12...

Pony:*blinks rapidly* that's over exaggerating Soda...

Loren: I'm walking the long road, watching the sky fall

Soda: You okay?

Maya: The lace in your dress tingles my neck, how do I live?

Pony: You breathe?

Soda: smh

Laila: The death of a bachelor
Letting the water fall

Soda: Hey Pone, looks like Dal has to watch out haha

Winter: The death of a bachelor
Seems so fitting for

Pony: And Jax

Lila: Happily ever after
How could I ask for more?

Pomy: Thank God! She won't kill me, we're good.

Loren: A lifetime of laughter
At the expense of the death of a bachelor

Pony: looks like you aren't Soda...

Soda: stfu horseman

Maya: The death of a bachelor
Letting the water fall

Pony: Well, Johnny isn't safe...

Laila: The death of a bachelor
Seems so fitting for

Soda: Neither is Dallas.

Pony: We established that.

Lila: Happily ever after
How could I ask for more?

Pony: HAHA LILA AND I ARE GOOD! YOU MESSED UP SODAPOP CURTIS

Winter: A lifetime of laughter
At the expense of the death of a bachelor

Soda: You know what Pony, I don't think any of us are safe...

Pony: Oh yeah...uhhhhhh...love you, Lila?

Lila: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH GIRLS! THEY THINK WE'RE GONNA KILL THEM!!!!!

Winter: I swear, you two are like rocks! It's a lyric prank!

Soda: Oh.

Loren: Love you Soda🙃

Maya: Ew

~Everyone left the chat~

Maya: gotta be kidding me...

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I hope you liked this lilyupad
~Lynn😇

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