The Outsiders: Imagines, Preferences, and Lyric Pranks [Competed]

CPR

For LailaIzQueen

Laila: No quick head in my bed, I can't have that
I want that long neck, not talking giraffe neck

Two: Da fuck? Why do you have a giraffe neck?

Laila: Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun I'm bout' to make your balls stick up like space buns

Steve: Lmao space buns

Dallas: Sounds interesting

Two: Ooo Dallas getting freaky!

Laila: Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke Peddle in this pussy, that's how you rock a boat It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope

Dallas: Ha! My tongue will tickle you.

Ponyboy: Nasty

~Johnny left the chat~

Soda: Lmao! Johnny is me

Laila: In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding Sit on yo' face all day until you say "bae it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's

Darry: the fuck?

Steve: I bet you she tastes better than vanilla pudding to Dal

Dallas: Damn right.

Laila: Yo' dick brick hard like a medal
I got 3 holes for it like a pretzel
Tight as a virgin, boy don't get nervous
I'm here to serve you customer service
I save dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth on it like CPR

Ponyboy: Bahahaha! Virgin! As if

Dallas: Well we be rockin all night horseman 😉

Ponyboy:...

Laila: I think we should fuck up in every zip code
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet
I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet

Two: Meow.
Gary! You have shoes?!
Meow.

Soda: Lmao. That's amazing.

Laila: Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
Yo' banana in my mouth, watch my tongue go ape Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake

Steve: Haha! Hey Dar! Apparently Dallas's dick is better than your cake!

Darry: How about lets have you compare you fucktard.

Ponyboy: DARREL SHAYNNE CURTIS! LANGUAGE!

Darry: 🖕

Ponyboy: *gasps*

Darry: Ey, this is Octavia. Darry is really stressed right now so I'm gonna leave this chat for him.

Two: Wait! Are you gonna suck him off 😂

Darry: maybe 😉

~Darry left the chat~

Laila: When I'm near it, no I don't fear it
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it Today way wetter than my past slob And if you unemployed I can give you a ass job

Dallas: Fuuuuuuuck Lai! I'm getting harddddddd can you come overrrrrrrrrr

Steve: Bahaha it's a frustrated Dallas.

Laila: Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment Dick twisting in my stomach like food poison That's how you know when you hit the spot I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc

Dallas: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ponyboy: Is he saying please?! Oh my God! It's truly a miracle!

Soda: Lmao yes

Laila: Yo' dick brick hard like a medal
I got 3 holes for it like a pretzel
Tight as a virgin, boy don't get nervous
I'm here to serve you customer service
I save dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth on it like CPR

Two: I'm sorry but a pretzel? That's the closest thing you can compare your ass, pussy, and mouth to?

Steve: The bigger question is does she really do anal?

Dallas: You two are dumb...LAILA! PLEASE COME OVER!

Soda: Whinny bitch

Steve: BAHAHAHAHA YES

Laila: Anything goes when you up in my hole
Dirty panties from the sex, yeah I got me some loads
Listen, I'm the most explicit
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing

Dallas: Ha dirty panties. You have none after I'm done with you.

Steve: Damn, take it easy on the girl. She's like a doll.

Dallas: My doll. MINE

Ponyboy: She's my doll. Mine. Mine mine mine mine mine. SHUT UP DALLY!

Soda: Lmao me

Laila: Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
I'm talking barbecue sauce and mustard on it
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it

Two: Ewwwww mayonnaise!

Steve: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Two: Y E S

Laila: Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout the shit
Only time I'm not on the dick is when I'm 'bout to shit
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
So when I suck yo' dick now I use bobby pins
Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out?

Two: Ewwwwwwww you shit during sex?!

Laila: I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it

Steve: Dally, is her pussy hairy or no?

Dallas:...

Ponyboy: Assume everything is a yes

Laila: A little faster
A little more
Right there
Give it to me now

Dallas: PLEASE! I NEED YOU TO FUCKING SUCK ME!

~Laila left the chat~

Dallas: Hell yeah!

~Dallas left the chat~

~Darry joined the chat~

Two: Soooo did your girlfriend suck you off?

Darry: Yes. Yes I did. 🙃

Soda: This is the craziest crap I've seen all day.

Ponyboy: Same

Steve: I admit. It was fun

~Everyone left the chat except Steve~

Steve: Shiiit

~Steve left the chat~

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LailaIzQueen I felt really bad but I sorta changed it and made it into a joking dirty thing. It's not what you really wanted but I still hope you liked it. If you want anything changed just tell me.
~Lynn😇