Issues

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Mallory
I'm jealous, I'm overzealous
When I'm down, I get real down
When I'm high, I don't come down

Two
Is overzealous even a word?

Mallory
I get angry, baby, believe me
I could love you just like that
And I could leave you just this fast

Soda
Woah, did I do something?

Mallory
But you don't judge me
'Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too

Soda
Of course I don't judge you purrincess. I love you too much to.

Steve
Awe Pepsi's in love!!!

Pony
Awesome!

Darry:
I'm working...

Mallory
No, you don't judge me
'Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too
'Cause I got issues
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
And I'll give mine to you

Dallas
I don't think people want issues...

Johnny
I already have enough issues...

Pony
Oh Johnny. What happened this time?

Mallory
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
It takes to solve 'em

Dallas
I know what you mean. Lynn is my world. She fixes all of my issues and I've got a lot. A lot!

Lynn
Awe Texas! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Dallas
💕😇

Mallory
Yeah, I got issues
And one of them is how bad I need you

Soda
I need you too purrincess

Mallory
You do shit on purpose
You get mad and you break things
Feel bad, try to fix things
But you're perfect
Poorly wired circuit
And got hands like an ocean
Push you out, pull you back in

Soda
What? I'm confused now...

Two
Damn...change of events...

Mallory
'Cause you don't judge me
'Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too
No, you don't judge me
'Cause you see it from same point of view

Soda
I do get you purrincess and of course I don't judge you.

Mallory
'Cause I got issues
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
And I'll give mine to you

Soda
I'll always be here purrincess. Is something wrong?

Mallory
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
It takes to solve 'em

Johnny
The gang helps me with my problems.

Lynn
Oh I'm glad we can help Johnnycakes.

Sam
Yeah we love you. Especially me 😉

Two
Ooooooooo

Mallory
Yeah, I got issues
And one of them is how bad I need you
And one of them is how bad I need you

Steve
You repeated that twice...

Lynn
You retard. Stop pointing that shit out.

Dallas
You go Angel

Mallory
'Cause I got issues
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
And I'll give mine to you

Soda
I'll always be there purrincess. Through thick and thin.

Mallory
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
It takes to solve 'em

Soda
As long as I got you I'm okay

Mallory
Yeah, I got issues
And one of them is how bad I need you

Soda
I need you too purrincess. Like the air I breathe.

Mallory
This was a lyric prank but I'm serious. I do love you.

~Everyone left the chat except Soda~

Soda
Me too

TheOutsidersAngel I hoped you enjoyed this and Stay Gold!!!
~Caity💛

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