Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your girlfriendSoda: What?
Mallory: No way, no way
I think you need a new oneTwo: Ooo damn
Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriendSteve: Hey Soda buddy...it's for you
Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like meDarry: HA! Like you he loves you
Soda: DARRY!
Pony: Yeah he L O V E S you
Mallory: No way, no way
No, it's not a secretJohnny: Nope
Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your girlfriendDallas: Pussy
Lynn: Who are you calling a pussy?!
Dallas: Soda
Lynn: Ok...wait why?
Dallas: Cause Soda likes her and he's supposed to ask her out but she is instead...like I said pussy.
Mallory: You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so deliciousTwo: ummmmm...yum?
Mallory: I think about you all the time
You're so addictiveSteve: wow...Soda! She wants to eat ya!
Sam: hmmm I don't think that's what she means...
Mallory: Don't you know what I can do
To make you feel all right?Dallas: oh damn
Lynn: get your head out of the gutter Dal
Mallory: Don't pretend
I think you know
I'm damn preciousJohnny: MY PRECIOUS!
Two: lmao
Mallory: And, hell yeah
I'm the motherfuckin' princessSoda: you sure are a princess
Darry: hey! There's kids here!
Pony: You forgot to capitalize the h in hey.
Steve: shut up
Pomy: You forgot to capitalize the s in shut.
Two: NO ONE CARES!
Mallory: I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm rightSoda: I'm dating Sandy (Sandy cheeks)
Steve: Dumbass
Mallory: She's like so, whatever
Soda: who?
Mallory: You could do so much better
Pony: Soda could do so much better
Steve: YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD!
Pony: Go fuck yourself...
Darry: PONYBOY MICHAEL CURTIS!
Pony: Sorry
Mallory: I think we should get together now
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The Outsiders: Imagines, Preferences, and Lyric Pranks [Competed]
FanfictionThe title explains it Started: {9/2/18} Ended: {1/3/19}