Girlfriend

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Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your girlfriend

Soda: What?

Mallory: No way, no way
I think you need a new one

Two: Ooo damn

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriend

Steve: Hey Soda buddy...it's for you

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me

Darry: HA! Like you he loves you

Soda: DARRY!

Pony: Yeah he L O V E S you

Mallory: No way, no way
No, it's not a secret

Johnny: Nope

Mallory: Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your girlfriend

Dallas: Pussy

Lynn: Who are you calling a pussy?!

Dallas: Soda

Lynn: Ok...wait why?

Dallas: Cause Soda likes her and he's supposed to ask her out but she is instead...like I said pussy.

Mallory: You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious

Two: ummmmm...yum?

Mallory: I think about you all the time
You're so addictive

Steve: wow...Soda! She wants to eat ya!

Sam: hmmm I don't think that's what she means...

Mallory: Don't you know what I can do
To make you feel all right?

Dallas: oh damn

Lynn: get your head out of the gutter Dal

Mallory: Don't pretend
I think you know
I'm damn precious

Johnny: MY PRECIOUS!

Two: lmao

Mallory: And, hell yeah
I'm the motherfuckin' princess

Soda: you sure are a princess

Darry: hey! There's kids here!

Pony: You forgot to capitalize the h in hey.

Steve: shut up

Pomy: You forgot to capitalize the s in shut.

Two: NO ONE CARES!

Mallory: I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right

Soda: I'm dating Sandy (Sandy cheeks)

Steve: Dumbass

Mallory: She's like so, whatever

Soda: who?

Mallory: You could do so much better

Pony: Soda could do so much better

Steve: YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD!

Pony: Go fuck yourself...

Darry: PONYBOY MICHAEL CURTIS!

Pony: Sorry

Mallory: I think we should get together now

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