The Outsiders: Imagines, Preferences, and Lyric Pranks [Competed]

Acapella

Mallory: Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
Thought you were the perfect lover

Darry: What did Soda do this time?

Mallory: All the harmony went fallin' out of key, so
Now you gotta find another

Soda: wait what did I do?

Lynn: Retard

Soda: Who peed in your drink?

Lynn: Dallas...

Two: Oof, no one dare touch that subject...

Mallory: Now you're talkin' crazy, sayin' that you made me
Like I was your Cinderella

Sam: Soda what kind of dumbass are you?

Pony: Typical dumbass

Steve: Lmao yes

Mallory: You and me are through though, watch me hit it solo
I'mma do it acapella, yeah

Soda: What?! I know you love to sign but what did I do?!

Lynn: Did you just fucking skip over the part where she said you were through...

Johnny: I'm scared...

Lynn: Why Johnnycakes?

Johnny: You seem mad...

Lynn: Mad? I'm pissed

Mallory: I'mma do it acapella, yeah

Sam: Yep nice

Mallory: Once upon a time, I met the perfect guy
He had that Colgate smile, he had that suit & tie

Lynn: Welp what do you do. Apparently a smile gets the best of us.

Dallas: WHAT DID I DO?!

Lynn: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

Soda: I don't own a suit...

Mallory: Mama always said "get a rich boyfriend,
You don't gotta love 'em, girl, you can pretend"

Steve: But Soda isn't rich...

Two: Where's this going?

Mallory: You bet I totes believed her, yeah, every word she said
Thought he was gluten-free, but all that I got was bread
Mama always said "nice guys finish last,
Beat him at his own game, honey, take the cash"

Sam: Funny thing is we're greasers...we don't have money...

Mallory: Ooh, and what a lucky girl you will be
But no, he didn't do jack for me
I want a bean with the beanstalk
And if the magic ain't right, time to walk

Soda: What?! I do everything for you! I'm sorry what did I do?!

Lynn: You probably cheated...

Dallas: Wait what?

Lynn: You read it Dallas read it again

Mallory: Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
Thought you were the perfect lover

Lynn: You and me both girl

Sam: haha Johnny never cheats

Johnny: That's cause I'm trash...

Two: No you aren't (Suck up)

Mallory: All the harmony went fallin' out of key, so
Now you gotta find another