For 1-800-Winston
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of wordsI was walking down the streets of Tulsa when I saw her. A girl with white hair and dark black or brown roots. Damn, she looked amazing from behind. But she was listening to something. She was in front of a church doing...something. But apparently it was so much fun to make her laugh.
What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whoreI walked closer to see her even more. Taking in all of her features. Her hair, her crystal blue eyes, God, she did things to me and she didn't even have to talk.
I chime in with a
Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"You think they would close the damn door huh?" she spoke and I had a grin plastered onto my face.
"Stop grinning and answer the fucking question" she snapped and I chuckled.
"Yeah"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
"You know, the bride is a whore"
I just nodded. I didn't think much of it then I started to wonder...did she know her?
I chime in
Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"Seriously! She's sleeping with a Soc too! On top of that she's dating a really nice guy who treats her right and now is marrying a guy who uses her!" she hissed.
"Damn...who is she?"
"Sandy"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of
Oh, well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved"Wait, she's dating one of my friends. He was going to propose to her later today I think"
"Well, send him my apologies"
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne
Oh, well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved"You know mystery girl, I still don't know your name"
"Good"
"Come on, what is it?"
"It's a weird name"
"Fine then no name, how about a drink?"
"Fine"
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagneWe soon were at Bucks drinking wildly. She wasn't even that drunk and me? I don't know. It was iffy.
I chime in with a
Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"I mean! Come on! If you're going behind multiple guys backs the least you could do is shut the door!"
"Yeah, I just feel bad for Soda"
She nodded.
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
"You know no name, I got a fun idea"
"Really? What is it?" she laughed lightly.
God she was beautiful.
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"We crash it"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
She froze.
"Really?!"
I nodded. She smirked and grabbed my hand pulling me to the wedding place. They were about to kiss when she opened the door.
Again
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR?!" she shrieked with a laugh and walked back out.
"Dallas?! North?!" Sandy yelled very high. Damn her voice pissed me off but, North. Huh. Nice name.
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
"So, North, I got a question"
"Hmm?"
"Will you be my girl?"
She froze. I noticed she sobered up. Or maybe she was never drunk to begin with.
"North?"
"YES!" she yelled happily and hugged me. Woah. Change of...everything.
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?Now it's been a couple years, two to be exact and we've been together ever since that day. We sat on the hood of Buck's car in the lot together. Laughing. It was our two year anniversary.
"Remember the look on Sandy's face?!" she laughed and I nodded kissing her head.
"North..."
"Yes?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
Again"I love you"
"I love you too"
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Ahhh I hope you liked it 1-800-Winston I thought this was trashy but whatever. I hoped you liked it though. If you want any changed feel free to ask!
~Lynn😇
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