Aubrey: I made a cake for my favorite Bella. Amy loved it
Zeke: so she's your favorite-
Aubrey: she stole it from the kitchen
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Stacie: Jesus, how many of us have daddy issues?
Aubrey: *raises hand*
Beca: *raises hand*
Fat Amy: *raises hand*
Flo: *raises hand*
Chloe: yeah Flo, come to think of it, we've never met your dad
Flo: neither have I
CR: well that about covers it...
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Aubrey: what is wrong with you?
Beca: how much time do you have?
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Stacie: girls, I'm happy to announce that I have a baby in my belly!
Emily: you ate a baby?!?
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Beca: hold up, you're pregnant?
Stacie, holding her 8-months baby bump: what did you think this was?
Beca: ...calories?
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Bumper: you're awesome, there's just something about you...
Fat Amy: several songs by 5 Seconds Of Summer, but go on
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Chloe: you and Beca need to stop fighting
Aubrey: we don't fight. We passionately argue.
Chloe: you were yelling
Aubrey: I was expressing my thesis.
Chloe: so what's that black eye?
Aubrey:
Aubrey: the antithesis...
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Chloe: you should call the baby after what you love the most!
Stacie: *stares at her in horror*
Chloe, excitedly: the Bellas!
Stacie: *lets out a relieved breath*
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A/N: bringing back some good ole' baby jokes because I'm in the mood since mah girl Vanessa Morgan had hers ❣️👶🏻
Question of the day is: which Pitch Perfect movie has the best soundtrack? 🤔
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
