Beca: Chloe, you're so annoying when you talk I wish I could just kiss you to shut you up
Chloe: ...are you insulting me or flirting with me?
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Emily: how's having Aubrey as a captain?
Beca: she sucks away your soul and then pukes it out
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Aubrey: Beca, what was that back on stage? How come you don't even know what shape a heart is?!
Beca: I don't have one
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Chloe: girls, we're finally gonna buy a pool!
CR: with what money?
Chloe: Beca's swear jar
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Emily: what would you do if a truck was about to run me over?
Fat Amy: speed up and complete the task
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Chloe, climbing on top of the tv: look Bec! I'm on tv!
Beca: are you seriously willing to break our tv just to make a pun?
Chloe: there are priorities
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Fat Amy: Stacie, are your legs open 24/7 or something?
Emily, to Aubrey: what does she mean?
Aubrey: S-Stacie can do splits
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Beca: are you staring at my boobs?
Jesse: no, I just... really like your shirt
Beca: I'll make sure to keep it on then
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
