Things the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have.
Plus some original oneshots.
The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
Chloe: hey, what time is it? Chicago: it's 1400 Chloe: ...right Chloe: hey Em... what time is it? Emily: IT'S SUMMER TIME!! Chloe: um. okay. Chloe: Lily, please tell me what time is it Lily: time isn't real Chloe: I'm out
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Beca: hey, what's up? Flo: I see dead people Beca: what?! Flo: on the obituary, I'm reading the newspaper Beca, relieved: oh Flo: and also in the basement Beca: *chokes*
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Emily: how can I travel to another dimension? Lily: you're gonna need your chakras Fat Amy: or coke
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Chloe: Emily usually dances it off when she's upset, and she's been blasting kpop all day so I sent Beca to check on her CR: oh, she's back Chloe: so, what did you learn? Beca: my bias is Joy Chloe: I meant about Emily... Beca: oh Beca: her bias is Wendy
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CR: so... I'm gay Emily: you're happy? CR: what? no Emily, worriedly: you're not happy?? CR: no, yes, but like- I like girls Emily: so you're a feminist CR: I'm saying I'm a lesbian! Emily: I don't know where that is CR: in women's pants? Emily: cause that's what you wear CR: you know what, forget it. I'll go hang with Beca and Chloe Emily: no don't disturb them, they're busy! CR: what? Emily: yeah, you know, I don't think they're straight CR: oh for fuck's sake
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Chloe: the first step of the plan is communicate with the enemy Chloe, to DSM: gutentag! Kommissar: we speak english Chloe, to the Bellas: oh thank god, the only other german thing I know is Van Der Woodsen Stacie: a fictional character? Beca: and that's actually dutch Chloe: okay the plan is flawed I get it
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Stacie: wake me up... Chloe, simultaneously: before you go go! Fat Amy, simultaneously: wake me up inside! Beca, simultaneously: when September ends! Aubrey, simultaneously: at what hour?
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Beca, giving Chloe a kiss on the cheek: I'm gonna make some coffee Chloe: great idea, thanks Fat Amy: you two act like a married couple Chloe: I don't know what you're talking about Beca: sugar? Chloe: yes, love? Beca: I-in the coffee... Chloe: oh... two, please Fat Amy: wow, it's like living with my parents again. minus the dynamite in the cereal etcetera Beca: minor details
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Aubrey: Amy is bailing on rehearsal again. How many times does she think we'll buy the "granny funeral"? Beca: I don't know. allegedly, both her grandmas have died like five times Aubrey: seriously, who's dumb enough to believe that? Chloe: hey guys, Amy told me she's not coming. Her grandma just passed, poor thing... Beca: Chlo... her grandmas have supposedly already died. from both parents' sides Chloe: oh, but this one's from her uncle's side Aubrey and Beca: *share a look in silence*
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