Incorrect Barden Bellas

74. {ONESHOT: Table 19}

A/N: like I said, the oneshot is inspired by an awesome Anna Kendrick movie, watch Table 19 if you haven't already 😉 I really hope you enjoy this! Xx

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"Beca, I need your help,"

"Sounds out of character. Do you have a fever?" the DJ frowned, looking up at her friend from her bed. Aubrey rolled her eyes and shut the door behind her before taking a few steps towards Beca.

"This is serious, Mitchell,"

"Alright, I'm all ears. Well, metaphorically speaking. Not technically. If I were physically all ears I wouldn't be able to eat, or talk, or walk- sorry, continue," Beca rambled, shaking her head.

"Emily is rubbing off on you already?" the blonde asked in amusement.

"Shut up, she wanted to be my pupil or something like that. I'm just... mentoring,"

"At least she didn't pick Fat Amy as her role model. That would have been problematc,"

"Good call," the DJ replied, "So, what's cracking?"

"You remember Alice, from Barden Bellas 2011?"

"The stuck-up chick you won't stop bitching about? Yeah, it rings a bell," Beca smirked, "What about her?"

"Well, she's getting married to an old acquaintance of mine, Howie. And as Barden Bellas, we're all invited to the wedding,"

"But you can't stand her, right?"

"Stand her? She's the Wicked Witch of the West, Bec,"

"Who?"

"You've never seen the Wizard Of Oz? Not even when you were little?"

"I was busy coloring the walls with crayons to grab my parents' attention, you take a guess,"

"Oh," Aubrey mumbled, taken aback the slightest, "well at least there was some color in your life,"

"They were black crayons,"

"Anyways!" the blonde clapped her hands together, "We're all gonna attend,"

"So you've decided to be the bigger person and cease fire?" the brunette supposed, shutting the laptop in front of her.

"No, I wanna end the bitch," Aubrey replied firmly.

"Oh. Feisty." Beca was surprised, but not that much. Trust Aubrey Posen to be crazy vengeful - she of all people would know, "you get quite scary when you seek revenge,"

"This doesn't count, she's horrible! She treated us miserably. She's made me physically sick and anxious countless times and she made us all so self conscious all the time! She's the reason Chloe refuses to eat eggs anymore!"

"I have no idea what correlation that has with anything but you're saying she hurt Chloe, correct?"

"A whole lot," Aubrey nodded in confirmation.

"Okay, where do we hide the bitch's body?" Beca asked with a straight face, making her friend smirk. Pulling the Chloe card always worked.

"So you'll help me,"

"Maybe. What do you have in mind?" the brunette questioned.

"I have a lot of dirt on this couple, but I'm not good with this kind of stuff. I need... I need your attitude,"