Beca, panting as she collapses on the bed: I can't believe we finally did that
Chloe, also panting as she collapses beside her: well I've wanted to do that for a long time but you were hesitant
Beca: I wanted to be sure I knew what I was doing before we actually got to it! Besides there was no need to rush
Chloe: but this bed is so comfy I couldn't wait any longer!
Fat Amy, walking in: oh, you guys moved the furniture. Took you long enough
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Beca: how was I supposed to know that Chloe likes me?!
Aubrey: oh I don't know, it's not like she begged you to audition for the group, invaded your shower stark naked, stared and smiled at you all the time, always bunks with you, "accidentally" grabbed your boobs, literally told you she wanted to experiment with you...
Beca:
Beca: am I really that clueless?
Aubrey: you have one brain cell, Beca
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Fat Amy: Becs what do you want for Christmas?
Beca: for you to pay the rent
Fat Amy: I'm getting you a Christmas card
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Flo: life is like a roller coaster
CR: I thought you were terrified of roller-
Flo: you buckle up and then you die
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Stacie: what's bigger, my boobs or my ass?
Aubrey: your heart.
Stacie: aww. I think it's my boobs
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Aubrey: Chloe seriously, you need to stop talking internet slang
Chloe: sis you're bitter just cause you don't get it and that's the tea. PERIODT.
Aubrey: I most definitely do not get it
Chloe: we been knew
Aubrey: because it's stupid! You even brainwashed Emily into it!
Chloe: well stay pressed
Emily: wig!
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Doctor: so the issue is a liver failure
Beca: another failure? Wasn't my life enough? Haha get it, cause I'm a failure LOL
Doctor: ma'am you're dying
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CR: there's a snake in the tent!! What do we do??
Fat Amy: we set fire to the tent
CR: but Emily is still inside!
Fat Amy: Did I stutter
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A/N: hey guys. I know I was supposed to post the oneshot and I'm frustrated cause I've had it for a while, but my laptop broke down. I've put some of your ideas in it, hopefully I'll be able to post it soon 😩
For now though, here's a little update as a thank you for your patience and your support (we're still at number #1 in the pitchperfect hashtag, wow!) 💖
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
