Aubrey: Beca is only passive-aggressive when you don't know her very well
Theo: and when you do?
Aubrey: she's active-aggressive
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Chloe: whenever I need something from Beca, I just give her the puppy eyes
Flo: in my country we give the alpaca eyes. But they are very rare and very expensive.
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Jesse: I don't know how to knock Beca's walls down
Lily: have you tried a wrecking ball?
Jesse: I didn't mean-
Lily: I can lend you mine
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Beca: how would you describe our friendship?
Stacie: a hot mess
Beca: why?
Stacie: cause I'm hot and you're a mess
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Jessica: if you had 3 wishes, what would you ask for?
Ashley: I would ask for infinite wishes
Jessica: what if you can't do that?
Ashley: I would ask to be able to do that
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CR: did you order the pizza?
Emily: yeah, they just shipped it
CR: shipped?
Emily: you told me I could choose the pizza place... I picked Italy
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Aubrey: my father always says "dress to impress"
Stacie: my mother always says "undress to impress"
Beca: no wonder you two turned out like that
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CR: I failed the flight exam again because I 'killed 300 people'
Lily: it's ok I killed 300 people too
CR: in what kind of simulation?
Lily: simulation?
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A/N: random question. Do you guys think there will be a Pitch Perfect 4? #FingersCrossed
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