A/N: Halloween Special! Enjoy!
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Beca: what are you dressing up as?
Aubrey: a witch.
Beca: I meant for Halloween.
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Stacie, calling out: what's for breakfast?
Chloe, from the kitchen: pumpkin pie and pumpkin spice latte. There's also pumpkin pancakes.
Stacie: ...and lunch?
Chloe: roast pumpkin soup, pumpkin alfredo and pumpkin cranberry quinoa salad.
Stacie: what about dinner?
Chloe: pumpkin chilli stew, pumpkin risotto and stuffed pumpkin with sausage and gruyere.
Stacie: I'm not even asking what dessert-
Chloe: pumpkin oats cake and pumpkin halwa.
Stacie, walking into the kitchen: okay jeez, what's all the fuss about pumpkin?!
Chloe, emerging from a sea of pumpkin like a pumpkin god: it's October 1st, Stacie, get with the program.
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Chloe, listing off the Halloween decorations: aight so, blood, check. Smoke, check. Spiderwebs, check. Bones... guys, you need to go buy the bones!
Flo: in the legal place...
Flo, leaning closer and lowering her voice: ...or in the less legal place?
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Emily, out of breath: guys!! Amy said she's going to dress up as Leather Face for Halloween!
Stacie: so?
Emily: she said she's a method actor!!
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Aubrey, after the last trick or treater left: Bellas, report. How'd it go?
Stacie: um... we ran out of sweets when I was on candy duty, so I handed out condoms instead.
Aubrey: oh my god!
Stacie: what? It's probably for the best whatsoever. Nowadays, puberty works fast and hormones even faster.
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[The Bellas finishing a horror movie]
Flo: that wasn't very scary.
Tv screen: "based on a true story"
Flo: *screams*
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Beca, putting a white sheet on: I'm gonna chase after Amy like this, to scare her.
Emily: oh so you're a ghost?
Beca: no, I'm the laundry she was supposed to do.
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Beca: I like Halloween slightly more than the other holidays, where I always have the same mood.
CR: which is?
Beca: bored.
CR: right. And on Halloween?
Beca: bored but with vampire fangs.
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Emily: all these horror movies are giving me shivers. I feel like I'm being followed every time I go to the lake or even to the Bellas treehouse.
Aubrey: but Emily, we don't have a treehouse...
Emily: *pales out*
Aubrey: I'm kidding, we do have a treehouse.
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Flo, answering the phone: hello?
Fat Amy on the other line, in a weird voice: 7 days...
Flo, quickly hanging up and looking at the others in fright: oh my god...
Aubrey: who was it?
Flo: the Immigration Service, I think.
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