Lily: I ate my twin in the womb
Emily: oh... I ate kale once
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Stacie: hey, why did you take my cookies??
Beca: my parents never loved me
Stacie: Beca, we've talked about this
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Chloe: Beca did you lose my hoodie?
Beca: why do you think that? Name one thing I've lost
Chloe: hairties
Aubrey: the riff-off
Stacie: your chill
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Aubrey: okay Bellas, do 10 laps!
Beca: Aubrey, please. We need a break
Aubrey: this isn't Friends. 10 more laps
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Flo: what's the opposite of down?
CR: up
Emily: nwod
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Aubrey: I wouldn't say Leo DiCaprio is my boyfriend because he's not MY property, he's his own person and I want to respect that
Beca: and because he doesn't know you exist...
Aubrey: we don't need to list all of the reasons
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[at the campfire]
Beca: you guys mean a lot to me. We are sisters, we stand together.
Emily: aww
Beca: We make up one big family though we don't look the same
Stacie: wait a minute...
Beca: our spots are different, different colors... We make each other stronger, that ain't never gonna change
CR: are you quoting the Cheetah Girls?
Beca: we're cheetah girls, cheetah sisters
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[on a helicopter]
CR, driving: If we crash, you have an excuse to skip work
Beca, chuckling: nice one
CR: thanks
Beca: but like... You don't really mean that haha
CR: haha
Beca: it's really important to me that you answer that
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
