Incorrect Barden Bellas

56. {ONESHOT: Freaky Thursday ~ Part II}

"So, how have these past few days been for the two of you?" Cynthia-Rose asked casually the next afternoon, as she sipped on her coffee. The Bellas were all hanging out in the living room of their house while expecting another storm.

"Terrible," Aubrey started, "Her friends are pushy, her job is boring and I can't reach any shelf! I'm assuming you have to climb them like a monkey!"

"You wanna play the height card?!" Beca hissed, "Okay then, I hope you don't get dizzy when you climb those shelves because I wouldn't want you to throw up all over my clothes, pukegate!"

"Maybe that will be your chance to get a decent set of garments!"

"Do you expect me to dress like it's the 17th century, Marie Antoinette?!"

"She lived in the 18th century, for your information!"

"Great, I see nothing changed," Chloe noted.

"I hope that lightning strikes you in the head!"

"Man I wish, I wouldn't have to hear you blabbering all day then!"

"Do you think I could swap with Angelina Jolie?" Stacie asked CR as they ignored the scene unfolding before them.

"I'd rather swap with Brad,"

"I would swap with Obama," Flo commented, "I bet he gets a lot of free stuff,"

"The lightning is coming," Lily interrupted both the chatter and the heated argument, petting a black cat on her lap.

"Where did you find that cat?" Chloe pointed to the animal quizzingly.

"The void,"

"Forget I asked," the redhead shook her head.

"Aubrey, Beca, you need to join hands," the asian girl instructed, making both Bellas frown.

"As if," Beca scoffed.

"I'd rather choke," Aubrey agreed, crossing her arms.

"If you don't do that, there will be bad consequences..." Lily trailed quietly.

"Diarrhea?" Fat Amy scrunched up her nose.

"No, that's when you eat Mexican food," Stacie nudged the blonde before turning to Flo, "no offense,"

"I'm not Mexican!"

"It's okay, none of us is racist, you don't have to hide your heritage," the Australian dismissed.

"I think Lily was talking about being stuck in each other's body," CR pointed out with a 'seriously guys?' look.

"Yeah that can't happen. Or else Beca and I will never-" Chloe stopped herself when everyone stared at her, "-make muffins together. Because Aubrey's allergic to gluten," she gulped.

"Why not make them gluten free?" Stacie questioned.

"Because they won't taste the same!" Chloe whined, almost yelling. Just as she realised what she said, and noticing Stacie's prominent smirk, she dropped the subject.

"Can this fucking thunder hurry up?!" the cat must have gotten startled by the volume in Chloe's voice because it jumped down Lily's lap and ran away.

"I gotta go find the cat. He might create a black hole," Lily announced, standing up, "I wrote down all the instructions, though," she added, handing Amy a notepad.

"When did you do that?" Emily questioned.

"I used my third eye to make my higher self do it, just one second ago," Lily replied nonchalantly, confusing everyone more before leaving.