CR: so what's your body count?
Lily: 27
CR: you've slept with 27 people?
Lily:
Lily: I think I've misunderstood the question
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Stacie: I am NOT self-absorbed!
Ashley: oh really? What's my last name?
Stacie, hesitantly: Hannah
Ashley: that's not even a last name!
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Chloe: I got a B!
Aubrey: I got an A! Yes!
Flo: I got an F!
Chloe: oh, Flo, I'm sorry
Flo, excitedly: why? That's so high up in the alphabet!
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Beca: I don't know what I'm doing two halves of the time
Aubrey: but two halves make a full
Beca: yeah
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Aubrey: we'll solve this through diplomacy
Chloe: yeah no, Beca doesn't know diplomacy
Beca: is it something you kick?
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Beca: just try to put yourself in my shoes!
Stacie: I can't! Your feet are tiny!
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Burglar, pointing gun at Chloe's head: tell me where the money is, or your girlfriend dies!
Beca: um, uh this is awkward, but like, she's not my girlfriend, for the record
Chloe: I'm not?
Beca: I mean... Maybe? Like, we haven't really put a label on it yet...
Chloe: but you want to?
Beca: no, yeah! I do, but I don't wanna pressure you? Like, I didn't want to rush anything and I didn't know if you-
Chloe: Beca, stop! Of course I wanna be your girlfriend!
Beca, smiling: really?
Chloe, beaming: duh!
Burglar: aw you guys make a cute couple
Beca and Chloe: thanks
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Aubrey: what's your favorite historical figure?
Chloe: Lindsay Lohan
Aubrey: that's not a historical figure...
Chloe: uh, were you there in the early 2000s?
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A/N: well Lindsay Lohan is undeniably iconic. Who are your favorite actors/actresses, aside from the Pitch Perfect cast?
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
