Incorrect Barden Bellas

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Chloe: hey Lily, what are you doing?
Lily: little paper people
Chloe: cute!
Lily: then I will put them in the fireplace and reenact the Salem witch executions
Chloe: that sounds... instructive

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Kommissar: accept it. You girls will never be on top
Stacie: your dad begs to differ!

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Flo: come on Beca, be the bigger person
Beca: oh so first you all get to make fun of my small frame, and now that it's convenient I'm supposed to be the "bigger person"??

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Kommissar, pointing to Chloe: what's wrong with your girlfriend?
Beca: she's not my-
Chloe: I have an iron deficiency

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Flo: what's the strangest place you've ever been?
Lily: I was eaten by a python once. But I managed to get out
Emily: *hesitantly whispers something in Beca's ear*
Beca, sighing: no, Em, the snake didn't poop her out

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CR: Chloe be honest, were you one of those kids that ate crayons?
Chloe: if you eat a crayon you might die, but if you've never eaten a crayon have you ever really lived?
CR: that answers the question

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Stacie: can't believe your dad didn't capture me along with you guys!
CR: how is that a bad thing?
Fat Amy: plus you were in another country
Stacie: still feels pretty rude
Beca: yeah same, I guess dads just hate spending time with me

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Waiter: let me offer you this meal, it's on the house
Flo: but I don't want to eat on the roof, I want a table down here

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Beca: anything happen while I was out?
Fat Amy: we took in a stray
Beca: you what??
Fat Amy: yeah Chloe insists we keep her because she's "so cute"
Beca: fine, but she's not sleeping on the bed
Fat Amy, turning her head: hey Legacy! better make friends with the couch!
Beca: wait a minute-

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A/N: what's up everyone? Doing good? Can't believe we almost made it to 100 chapters, it's been a journey!

Thanks for sticking around this far 💕