Aubrey: on a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you?
Chloe: I don't know, is 7 higher than 6?
Aubrey: I'll take that as a 10
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Jessica: *hands Chloe a jar*
Chloe: what's this?
Ashley it's a roll call jar
Jessica: so that every time you skip over our names on Bellas roll calls, you must put a dollar in it
Ashley: we figured if we're gonna live this life, we might as well be rich as fuck
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Aubrey: you crossed a line
Beca: impossible, I was on the couch all day
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Stacie: you know how it is, "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
Aubrey: Nietzsche
Chloe, simultaneously: Kelly Clarkson
Aubrey: you don't even know who Nietzsche is, do you?
Chloe: I know he didn't win American Idol and 3 Grammys
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Chloe: hey Flo, could you do the dishes tonight?
Flo: there's an old saying in my country that can answer your question
Chloe: what's that?
Flo: "no"
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Beca: Amy, Chloe is our roommate too
Fat Amy: she is?? I thought she was our housekeeper!
Fat Amy: now I want my money back
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Chloe: Beca! The plants are dying!
Beca: what's life anyway? We're placed on this earth just to suffer an inevitable-
Chloe: go water the plants, Beca
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Fat Amy: what do you see in my future?
Flo, hunched over a crystal ball: I see.... A lot of money
Fat Amy: woah!
Flo: that you will hopefully share with us
Fat Amy: does that thing show you what I'll do with it?
Flo: no
Fat Amy: then yes, sure
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A/N: hey peeps! How are you? I suppose there isn't much to do in quarantine, personally the most productive thing I've done was binge-watching Friends 😅
But anyways, I'm working on another oneshot, would you be up for it?
It's inspired by an awesome Anna Kendrick movie, you can take a guess 😉
Stay safe always xx
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
