Things the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have.
Plus some original oneshots.
The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
Beca: Emily, you should never hit other girls, okay? Aubrey: wow. Some constructive parenting, I'm impressed Beca: instead you come to me immediately so I can clear those bitches Aubrey: nevermind
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Fat Amy: I'd like to know, Beca, why'd you pick Chloe as co-captain over me? Beca: she asked Fat Amy: so did I? Beca: she asked... nicely Flo: gross
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Beca: just cause you're in charge here doesn't mean you can act like Regina George all the time! Aubrey: who? Beca: right, I forgot you're 100 years old. Beca: just cause you're in charge here doesn't mean you can act like Heather Chandler all the time! Aubrey: *loudly gasps* Emily: ...who?
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Emily: I'm sick of them treating me like a little kid Aubrey: I know. Do you want marshmallows in your cocoa? Emily: can you cut them like little stars please?
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Fat Amy: Beca, do you trust me with your life? Beca: I don't even trust you to take my order at In-N-Out
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Stacie: some say I'm promiscuous, I just say I own my sexuality Fat Amy: can you own your sexuality off the couch? Stacie: sure, floor works too Fat Amy: nO
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Chloe: how do we beat the Trebles? Lily: with a stick Aubrey: at ease, soldier
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Aubrey: cut it out, Stacie! You've said "that's what she said" like ten times today, you need to stop! Stacie: oh please, I can stop anytime Aubrey: you wouldn't last five minutes! Stacie: that's what she said! Aubrey: see?! Stacie: worth it
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Beca: help me pack my keyboard? Flo: that's too big. It won't fit Beca, defeated: *looks at Stacie expectantly* Stacie: Emily: that's what she said! Aubrey, in shock: Emily, who taught you that? Fat Amy: *subtly shakes her head to Emily* Emily: ...school?
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A/N: ok ok a lot of That'sWhat She Said™jokes, I know. (Btw the last one was "pitched" to me by PitchSlapped08 . Seewhat I didthere? I'mhilarious)
Anyways, have a good day folks x
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