Aubrey: in this camp I'm in charge and I'll make sure you don't bend the rules!
Stacie, sarcastically: I'm sure you do a lot of bending though
The Bellas: *giggle*
Aubrey: aca-scuse me?
Stacie: aca-get laid sis
----
Emily: I was thinking...
Fat Amy: I'm impressed.
----
CR: how come that every time someone changes their identity and disappears, they move to South America??
Flo: I don't know. But I used to have many friends whose past I wasn't allowed to know
----
Stacie: hey can you look after Bella while I go shower?
Beca, uncomfortably: um sure... wait, what if she cries? Or poops? No, wait, does she bite?
Stacie: yeah she almost bit my hand off earlier
Beca: really???
Stacie: no, Beca, she doesn't have teeth
----
Fat Amy: okay, I might have a crazy past but we all have skeletons in our closets, don't we??
Lily: I have several sets of bones in my closet
----
[Watching X-Men]
Beca, mindlessly whispering to Chloe: damn, I'm in love with Hugh
Chloe, blushing: y-you are?? Oh my god- I've had the biggest crush on you ever since we first met!!
Beca, frowning: you've met Hugh Jackman?
----
Kommissar: you don't stand a chance
Beca: fuck me!
Beca: no, wait... f-fuck you! Shit...
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Barden Bellas
Fiksi PenggemarThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
