Emily: how are babies born?
Beca: so um... You see... When two people really love each other, they um... Have a close encounter and, uh, you know...
Stacie: Beca, just stop
Stacie: Emily, don't listen to her
Stacie: people don't have to be in love to have sex
--------
[When the Bellas get kidnapped in PP3]
Aubrey: let us out!!
Emily: HELP!!
Flo: let me go, I have a green card!!
---------
Beca: okay Em, let me see if you've made progress with insults, I need to know that you can defend yourself
Emily: oh yeah I've gotten better. Throw'em my way!
Beca: ok, you look like a baby giraffe
Emily: just like your mom!
Beca:
Emily : no?
Beca: no.
----------
Chloe: you know... I don't mind sleeping in my bed, but I feel like yours is a lot comfier...
Beca: are you telling me...
Chloe: *bites her lip*
Beca: ...That you want to switch mattresses?
----------
Fat Amy: Beca I'm hungry
Beca: then cook
Fat Amy:
Fat Amy: I'm fine
----------
CR: didn't you say you were gonna start eating healthy?
Fat Amy, placing a pie on the table: I've had vegetables at lunch, I deserve dessert
----------
Beca: you know what's always on my mind?
Chloe: the Mii Channel music?
Beca: I was gonna say you but shit, you're right
******
A/N: being a screenwriter must be the coolest job ever. Seriously, dream job.
@ Universal hire me so I can give the fans Bechloe and more Stacie and the Trebles
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
