Beca: remember when we blew up a yacht?
Fat Amy: huh?
Beca: the whole thing with your father...?
Fat Amy: doesn't ring a bell
Beca: when he kidnapped the Bellas?
Fat Amy: oh, yeah!
Fat Amy: haha Fridays, am I right?
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[texting]
Chloe: don't forget to get the milk! Love you 😘💖
Beca: of course see you later
Chloe: 🤨
Beca: what?
Chloe: aren't you forgetting something...?
Beca: ?
Chloe: in your last sentence...
Beca: oh right
Beca: of course, see you later*
Chloe: Beca no
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Stacie: how did your last relationship end?
CR: my ex girlfriend and I were on vacation when she fell pregnant...
Emily: oh em aca gee, congrats! You're gonna be a mother!
Stacie: Em, let me tell you how biology works... It takes a dick to get pregnant
Emily:
Emily: so... You're gonna be a father?
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Emily: what's wrong with Chloe?
Fat Amy: well for starters, she's a ginger. She's not very bright, she's naive, she's way too obsessed with competition, she doesn't know boundaries...
Emily: I meant, why is she crying...?
Fat Amy: oh
Fat Amy: she saw a cute cat
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Fat Amy: Beca's reaction to life is always to smash. When she's angry, she smashes stuff. When she's horny, she smashes Chloe. When she's inspired, she smashes-up songs
Stacie: wait, what did you say about Chloe?
Fat Amy: did you miss my awesome pun?
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Stacie: Beca, I need to tell you something, but don't freak out...
Beca: what up?
Stacie: I'm pregnant and it's yours
Beca: Stacie, I'm a girl, we've never slept together and I noticed your baby bump two months ago. You're still doing the dishes tonight
Stacie: dammit
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Emily: I fall on people easily
Aubrey: you mean fall for people?
Emily: no no, I'm like, super clumsy
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Beca: I'm just not ready for another relationship yet
Chloe: oh alright... What about now?
Beca: er, no
Chloe: okay. What about now?
Beca: Chloe no!
Chloe: that's understandable, I'm sorry
Beca: it's okay
Chloe:
Beca:
Chloe: what about now?
******
So Kendrick confirmed there's no PP4 in the works at the moment :/ one can still hope!
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FanficThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
